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SYSTEM OPERATOR 0
Inside the utility closet
VOID ASSISTANCE 911
At the end of the long hallway
THE COUCH IS GIVING THEM BACK *69
9540 Fractal Way, The Floor
looking for my son (hes 400 lbs and smells like zinc) 01083
3935 Timeline Way, The Pool
I'M SO LONELY 01121
3654 Reality Rd, The Gate
HE'S UNDER THE BED 01613
5196 Lead Blvd, The Garage
he was a giant thumb 01689
4899 Freezing Dr, The Mirror
WHO IS THE OPERATOR? 01709
Behind the vending machine
ignore that 02114
3835 Bright Ln, The Valley
AD GHOST REPELLENT XL

DO NOT INHALE. GUARANTEED 99% GHOST-FREE OR YOUR SOUL BACK.

2903 Liminal St, The Factory
don't look up 02384
7763 Data Blvd, The Elevator
it loves you 02507
Inside the organ pipes
it likes loose change 02810
5567 Anger Cir, The Ceiling
WHO IS SCREAMING? 02857
7341 Maple Ave, The Corner
i found a secret 02889
3158 Main St, The Factory
I FOUND A FINGER 03033
In the attic of the empty house
THE THUMB-SUN KNOWS 03480
7510 Illuminati Ave, The Driveway
it's blinding 03625
8983 Neon Ct, The Cave
he's happy now 03653
5753 Method Blvd, The Bridge
i found a tooth in the radiator 03784
2187 Loop Ct, The Forest
DREAM ALIGNMENT

ARE YOUR DREAMS LEAKING? WE CAN PATCH THE SEAM. CALL FOR APPOINTMENT.

Behind the industrial laundry machine
CALL: 8007391924
i found a drone 03789
4201 Chance Way, The Street
it looks like a squirrel 03835
Inside the popcorn machine
he's happy now 04037
2769 Neon Ct, The Factory
*~I CAN HEAR YOU~* 04154
9606 Life St, The Hospital
THE . GARYS . RULE . NOW 04258
7660 Soft Rd, The Lake
INFINITE TOOTHPASTE

NEVER RUN OUT AGAIN. TASTES LIKE COPPER.

5984 Atomic Cir, The Door
CALL: 5556361834
HE WANTS YOUR TOAST 04343
5036 Teeth Ter, The Ceiling
IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB? 04442
8822 Dark Dr, The Stairwell
IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB? 04489
At the end of the long hallway
i forgot 04531
Inside the old TV
WHO KEEPS PUTTING TEETH IN THINGS? 04670
4632 Digital Ln, The Warehouse
DREAMS ARE DANGEROUS 04850
2228 Undefined Ct, The River
GHOST REPELLENT

GUARANTEED 99% GHOST-FREE OR YOUR SOUL BACK.

In the boiler room of the hospital
CALL: 9004066406
i forgot 04922
453 Nuclear Blvd, The Forest
the radiator is singing 05082
1527 Order Ln, The Trail
WHO IS THE MEAT MAN? 05278
In the maintenance tunnel
don't touch the sun 05726
Behind the stage curtain
they're growing from the walls 05811
7820 Silent Blvd, The Roof
don't eat the cheese 06360
7861 Atomic Cir, The Shadow
01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 06500
3952 Dynamic Ave, The Corner
VOID INSURANCE

PROTECT YOUR ASSETS IN THE NEXT DIMENSION.

6874 Wrath Cir, The Forest
CALL: 07465
WHO IS THE ONE WHO SKITTERS? 06557
8861 Cult Blvd, The Road
stop it 06659
2397 Hard Ave, The Roof
--dreams are dangerous-- 07079
8264 Entropy Dr, The City
IT'S NOT MINE 07273
2317 Eternal Ln, The Highway
can you hear me? 07322
Behind the vending machine
REVERSE RADIOS

HEAR WHAT THEY'RE THINKING BEFORE THEY SAY IT.

482 Script Dr, The Road
CALL: 8005226916
IT'S COLD IN HERE 07339
7990 Caution St, The Cave
help 07380
2574 Thin Dr, The Cave
selling slightly used nightmares 07470
7047 Dictionary St, The Basement
not a cult i promise 07489
1910 Zinc Way, The Library
kill gary 07625
2327 Liminal St, The Cave
hi mom 07636
1171 Temporal Dr, The Attic
it's called 'THE BASEMENT' 07670
3743 Instant Rd, The Tunnel
STATIC JELLY

SPREAD ON CRACKERS FOR A TASTE OF THE VOID.

Behind the radiator
CALL: 6668815
DO NOT OPEN THE JAR 07692
2793 Salty Ave, The Pantry
who is screams 07704
8381 Death Ave, The School
help 08161
4510 Envy Ln, The Museum
who si the meat man? 08179
5819 Loop Blvd, The Highway
I FOUND GARY IN THE COUCH 08440
Behind the radiator
DON'T LOOK AT IT 08457
Behind the radiator
ignore that 08565
540 Bright Ln, The Gate
do not call 08636
4552 Integer Cir, The Island
THE BASEMENT IS FULL 08798
7436 Reality Rd, The Garden
hide in the basement 08827
3553 Karma Rd, The Reflection
ECHO REMOVAL

REVERSE THE LAST 10 SECONDS OF ANY CONVERSATION.

38 Electron Dr, The Window
CALL: 05986
STOP IT 09215
Behind the ice machine
crush the house 09380
7919 Salty Ave, The City
keep it 09474
Inside the hollowed out tree
don't prune them 09562
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE COPPER 09858
2355 Illuminati Ave, The Crawlspace
SHADOW LEASING

RENT A SHADOW FOR THOSE SUNNY DAYS.

9424 Neutron Ln, The Garden
CALL: 5558784244
IN . THE . MAIL 18003006969
Inside the ventilation shaft
IS THIS REAL? 18003733911
5870 Anger Cir, The Road
buy my old teeth 496873935
8828 Liminal St, The Warehouse
I FOUND A FINGER 5551012499
Inside the old TV
##THE VOID IS A REFRIGERATOR## 5551737148
8860 Brass Cir, The Lobby
BONE DENSITY +

MAKE YOUR SKELETON UNBREAKABLE.

Behind the gas station bathroom
CALL: 6664894
WHO IS GARY? 5552216049
1103 Hope Ln, The Street
CALL FOR A GOOD TIME (IN THE VOID) 5552633655
6107 Lust Way, The Static
it's called 'the basement' 5552681116
428 Logic Ct, The Museum
THE ONE WHO SKITTERS 5552726323
4573 Maple Ave, The Pantry
TIMELESS WATCHES

TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHEN YOU'LL EXPIRE.

Behind the stage curtain
CALL: 03872
WHO IS GARY? 5552738592
232 Constant Cir, The Shed
HIDE YOUR NUTS 5553091295
Behind the gas station bathroom
I TOUCHED THE THUMB-SUN 5553242833
9510 Life St, The Closet
the next song is a scream 5553278140
5684 Teeth Ter, The Desert
looking . for . my . son . (hes . 400 . lbs . and . smells . like . zinc) 5553308520
1787 Wormhole Ave, The Museum
it's itchy 5553484879
2087 Angelic Ct, The Garden
THAT'S OKAY 5553787957
9367 Glitch Cir, The Window
DON'T TALK TO HIM 5553868595
8592 Dynamic Ave, The Pantry
LIQUID MEMORY

DRINK TO REMEMBER THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

Inside the fuse box
CALL: 6662012
DON'T REACH IN THERE 5553916657
1067 Bone Dr, The Wall
the void is a memory 5554011861
In the space between seconds
who is the operator? 5554022090
Under the library
MY TOES ARE HUMMING AGAIN 5554046604
60 Sloth Ave, The Library
THE THUMB IS THES UN 5554151532
Under the library
Devil's Playroom 5554242
7966 Recursive Ct, The Floor
IT'S THIS ONE 5554344453
In the shadow of the water tower
GRAVITY BOOTS

WALK ON WALLS. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE VERTIGO.

Under the stairs
CALL: 8007131800
== who is gary? == 5554565009
9261 Logic Ct, The River
##BUY MY LIVER## 5554688477
At the end of the long hallway
definitely . a . human . person 5554697087
In the attic of the empty house
I CAN'T BREATHE 5554700929
7152 Greed Dr, The Warehouse
THE MEAT WATER IS DELICIOUS 5554860452
3067 Class Cir, The Factory
THE HUMMING IS GETTING LOUDER 5554908436
4221 Code Rd, The Freeway
gary gary gary 5554918373
5916 Caution St, The Factory
*~it's itchy~* 5555039246
5020 Timeline Way, The Void
DON'T TALK TO HIM 5555068295
1875 Noisy Ct, The Beach
SILENT ALARMS

IF YOU CAN HEAR IT, YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.

9890 Illuminati Ave, The Garage
++help++ 5555212054
Inside the walls
++SORRY++ 5555506250
Behind the supermarket dumpster
stop it 5555555555
2381 Umami Rd, The Garden
I FOUND A TOOTH IN THE RADIATOR 5555758667
9268 Future St, The Void
DO NOT OPEN THE JAR 5556146641
6408 Method Blvd, The Reflection
it's not mine 5556323761
3828 Bright Ln, The Desert
i'm in your ear right now 5556498601
15 Templar Cir, The Swamp
AD INVISIBILITY SPRAY

ONLY WORKS ON CLOTHING. BE CAREFUL.

1991 Entropy Dr, The Theater
CALL: 5558022423
DEFINITELY A HUMAN PERSON 5556577042
2360 Templar Cir, The City
CAW . CAW 5556689342
1659 Luck Blvd, The Trail
is this the krusty krab? 5556757973
In the projection booth
HI MOM 5556865828
Inside the fuse box
LIKE YOUR EAR 5557085456
6878 Possessed Cir, The Shed
GARY IS A SPY 5557388213
2743 Joy Ave, The Closet
kill gary 5557895489
2839 Maple Ave, The Pantry
the man in the radiator 5557974494
In the projection booth
he's precious 5558109567
Inside the organ pipes
testn umber 666 5558227697
2841 Dim St, The Reflection
SECOND SKIN

FEELS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING, ONLY COLDER.

2364 Sharp Cir, The Crawlspace
CALL: 6662544
i found a map to the attic 5558619270
5664 Static St, The Basement
I FOUND A TOOTH IN THE RADIATOR 5558876535
7843 Haunted Rd, The Highway
i sold my soul for a dial tone 5559405259
5651 Divine Dr, The Void
MAYBE I WON'T 5559876111
996 Neon Ct, The Lake
we're ina giant palm 6661041
5802 Tuple Rd, The Factory
I CAN HEAR THE WIRES 6662029
7865 Entropy Dr, The City
th emeat man is coming 6662048
Behind the fourth row of books
THIRD EYE DROPS

SEE THROUGH THE VEIL. BLINDNESS MAY OCCUR.

6763 Wormhole Ave, The Roof
CALL: 5553276782
THE CHEESE IS A TRAP 6662153
3764 Reality Rd, The Warehouse
gary is the cheese 6662745
3936 Float Rd, The Factory
the static is a lullaby 6662767
7367 Anger Cir, The Stairwell
THE HOUSE IS A HAND 6662781
Under the park bench
who stole my reflection? 6662822
147 Hair Pkwy, The Basement
OOPS 6663127
825 Temporal Dr, The Mountain
IT'S ITCHY 6663176
8732 Digital Ln, The Elevator
AURA BLEACH

CLEAN YOUR AURA OF UNWANTED ATTACHMENTS.

4298 Wormhole Ave, The Hallway
CALL: 9009029803
++the operator is a bird++ 6663412
9006 Entropy Dr, The Cave
I GAVE HIM THE TOAST 6663793
Inside the drainage pipe
gary is gone 6663897
4787 Fear St, The Freeway
##THE VOID IS BRIGHT## 6664393
8573 Data Blvd, The Warehouse
WHISPER WHISPER 6664412
1415 Digital Ln, The Attic
I CAN'T BREATHE 6664431
Inside the organ pipes
WHO IS THE MAN IN THE RADIATOR? 6664739
828 Iron Ave, The Stairwell
i touched it 6665003
6870 Function Way, The Garden
KARMA REPAIR

BAD LUCK? WE CAN FLIP YOUR KARMA IN AN HOUR.

659 Washington Blvd, The Basement
CALL: 07515
== GARY IS A PENNY == 6665047
Behind the mirror
hide your nuts 6665260
3832 Greed Dr, The Path
I FOUND A FINGER 6665377
893 Main St, The Driveway
THEY LIKE IT 6666140
1384 Condition Ln, The Closet
I FOUND A SHORTCUT TO HELL 6666307
7927 Despair Dr, The Lobby
i . found . a . box . of . garys 6666486
Inside the utility closet
WHOSE FINGER IS THIS? 6666533
6247 Virtual Dr, The Street
we're going to the park 6666633
9180 Null Blvd, The Desert
he has a knfie 6667086
6292 Recursive Ct, The Ceiling
SOUL TRADING

WE BUY SOULS. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. FAST CASH.

Behind the radiator
CALL: 5558485247
it like dthe ham 6667098
1844 Teeth Ter, The Warehouse
BREATHING IS OVERRATED 6667518
2844 Vanity Blvd, The School
check your mailbox 6667593
6891 Holy Ln, The Ceiling
THAT'S OKAY 6667696
9009 Uranium Rd, The Hallway
!!the garys are winning!! 6667715
Under the stairs
they taste like strawberry 6667925
2759 Tuple Rd, The Gate
i stopped yesterday 6668091
1384 Glowing Ave, The Island
I FEEL GREAT 6668165
9063 Hard Ave, The Lobby
it likes loose change 6668271
In the crawlspace under the stage
IT'S COLD IN HERE 6668503
2453 Loud Cir, The Mountain
HEAVENLY DEBT

BUY YOUR WAY INTO THE GOOD PLACE. CHEAP.

In the crawlspace behind the dryer
CALL: 03541
the static is a lullaby 6668754
5108 Eternal Ln, The Lobby
DON'T TRUST THE LIGHTS 6668838
9633 Quantum Way, The Roof
HI MOM 6669616
5811 Satanic Blvd, The School
i like the way your brain smells 7771386201
5777 Global Dr, The Bridge
DON'T WAKE ME UP 7771533156
7702 Object Ln, The Warehouse
the basement is full 7771632552
3206 Cold Blvd, The Freeway
it was gouda 7771855395
Behind the vending machine
THE TRUTH IS WET 7771878773
2341 Secret St, The Desert
LIKE YOUR EAR 7771973367
6675 Silent Blvd, The Ocean
HELLISH COMFORT

THE TEMPERATURE IS ALWAYS JUST RIGHT DOWN HERE.

3438 Cybernetic Ct, The Ocean
CALL: 9009071579
GARY IS A LIE 7772431848
9953 Vacuum St, The Valley
STAY TUNED 7772460946
9275 Hair Pkwy, The Pantry
the void is a refrigerator 7772677480
7748 Shadow Rd, The Cave
HE'S INNOCENT 7773024259
7435 Neutron Ln, The Pool
I FOUND A TOOTH IN THE RADIATOR 7773061673
5456 Hair Pkwy, The Warehouse
the meat man 7773673692
Under the stairs
LIMINAL SPACES

STAY IN SPACES THAT DON'T EXIST. FREE WIFI.

9919 Glitch Cir, The Pond
CALL: 08341
THE VOID HAS A PHONE NUMBER 7774060348
8013 Logic Ct, The Shadow
IT'S THIS ONE 7774159079
In the attic of the empty house
STAY TUNED 7774251026
Behind the stage curtain
give him the toast 7774732652
3508 Condition Ln, The Void
it's distracitng 7774870475
Inside the walls
BACKROOM PASSES

WE KNOW THE WAY OUT. FOR A PRICE.

Behind the ice machine
CALL: 6669848
HE WANTS YOUR TOAST 7774985815
7233 Hot Way, The Roof
NOT . A . BOT 7775152650
Behind the industrial laundry machine
I'M GOING TO BE A RADIO 7775255519
Inside the organ pipes
stop birding me 7775506565
In the space between seconds
--i'm gary-- 7775770488
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
i'm gary 7775776951
941 Bright Ln, The Roof
GLITCH FIXERS

FIX THOSE PESKY REALITY BUGS.

580 Teeth Ter, The Crawlspace
CALL: 9003751039
DREAMS ARE DANGEROUS 7775781237
7946 Condition Ln, The Roof
we're in a giant palm 7775890579
643 Quiet Way, The Roof
pancakes and existential dread 7775949905
796 Fractal Way, The Mountain
it's cold in here 7776038470
315 Entropy Dr, The Driveway
the meat man 7776128656
1591 Order Way, The Warehouse
test2 7776349254
5202 Hope Ln, The Highway
REALITY PATCH

PATCH 1.0.4 NOW AVAILABLE. FIXES GRAVITY BUGS.

9188 Vanity Blvd, The Trail
CALL: 09181
i'm sorry 7776423638
2058 Gluttony Rd, The Echo
SELLING HAUNTED DRYWALL 7776492424
In the basement of the old church
gary is the cheese 7776718530
9606 Photon Ct, The Reflection
CHECK . YOUR . MAILBOX 7777239076
9067 Fragile Blvd, The Lobby
don't trust the lights 7777347077
4201 Neon Ct, The Beach
!!selling bone density!! 7777553559
Behind the mirror
it's . glossy 7777557537
8648 Circuit Cir, The Door
THE OPERATOR IS GONE 7777760024
6927 Dictionary St, The Shadow
where's the light? 7778230646
1982 Method Blvd, The Crawlspace
EXISTENTIAL TIRES

WILL LAST UNTIL THE END OF TIME. LITERALLY.

6109 Quantum Way, The Window
CALL: 5552147094
THE THUMB-SUN KNOWS 7778378657
Inside the organ pipes
i'll stop 7778563057
4948 Boolean Ln, The Cave
i found a tooth in the radiator 7778714969
2114 Warm Ct, The Reflection
##don't trust the pigeons## 7778767952
9370 Memory Ct, The Mall
my . toes . are . humming . again 7778936825
In the maintenance tunnel
who is the meat man? 7778959512
1631 Static Rd, The Wall
VOICES IN A CAN

THEY DON'T STOP TALKING. WE PROMISE.

526 Function Way, The Gate
CALL: 04042
THE . GARYS . ARE . WINNING 7778981950
2268 Boredom Way, The Trail
i can't breathe 7779019724
5878 Krypton Dr, The Valley
seriously who i she? 7779232488
5002 Glowing Ave, The Shadow
it's itchy 7779574781
5542 Satanic Blvd, The City
HELP 7779802726
5638 Umami Rd, The Factory
tset3 (the bad one) 8001059184
1554 Oak St, The Stairwell
don't look under the stairs 8001166154
5995 Zinc Way, The Void
don't talk to him 8001538479
5086 Dimension Cir, The Trail
i found a drone 8001564565
8816 Wormhole Ave, The Office
AD DEATH DELAY

WE CAN STRETCH YOUR LAST BREATH FOR YEARS.

7180 Instant Rd, The Museum
CALL: 09723
he's under the bed 8002270104
1631 Vanity Blvd, The Mall
he has narrow shoulders 8002296885
4209 Loop Blvd, The Road
THE THUMB IS WATCHING 8002806051
8800 Eternal Ln, The Mirror
HI . MOM 8002932751
Under the library
the operator si a thumb 8003059475
In the projection booth
THE OPERATOR IS GONE 8003082573
8528 Retro Ave, The Bridge
woh is the operator? 8003329549
Inside the fuse box
WHO STOLE MY EYEBALLS? 8003740884
Behind the vending machine
THE HUMMING IS GETTING LOUDER 8003962610
Under the stairs
THE VOID IS A MEMORY 8004411126
In the projection booth
LIFE EXTENSION (MOCK)

DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXTEND LIFE. FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.

Inside the drainage pipe
STOP THUMBING ME 8004423873
6698 Logic Ct, The Factory
01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 8004741019
8367 Data Blvd, The Street
IF YOU HEAR THE HUMMING IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE 8004810761
Behind the fourth row of books
the light is gone 8004911259
2288 Uranium Rd, The Museum
that's . okay 8005178003
223 Float Rd, The Highway
sleep . now 8005364687
8609 Nuclear Blvd, The Corner
now i'm wet 8005454275
9208 Integer Cir, The Roof
DON'T TALK TO HIM 8005482563
Behind the fourth row of books
WHO IS THE ONE WHO SKITTERS? 8005555734
Under the park bench
CRYSTAL MATH

MATH SO HARD IT CRYSTALLIZES YOUR BRAIN.

2048 Bone Dr, The Elevator
is this real? 8005574757
4067 Cold Blvd, The Cave
THE HOUSE IS A HAND 8005578822
460 Sloth Ave, The Valley
DON'T WAKE ME UP 8005754630
894 Gluttony Rd, The Cave
--don't feed the fridge-- 8005841583
In the maintenance tunnel
the basement is full of water 8006104927
8014 Brass Cir, The School
THE COUCH ATE HIM 8006132194
647 Pixelated St, The Elevator
WHO IS THE ONE WHO SKITTERS? 8006282807
1797 Xenon St, The Reflection
AD STARDUST SNACK

TASTES LIKE EXPLODING STARS.

8227 Method Blvd, The Library
CALL: 5557472477
IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WET? 8006331350
9107 Xenon St, The Park
the hug is a bit tight 8006413265
1417 Tuple Rd, The Cave
THE HUMMING IS GETTING LOUDER 8006524698
Behind the stage curtain
WHO IS GARY? 8006662508
Behind the vending machine
MOONLIGHT JARS

CAPTURE THE LIGHT FOR DARK NIGHTS.

5307 Fortune Ct, The Gym
CALL: 8001581726
nothing is real 8006749667
812 Thin Dr, The Window
the void is a refrigerator 8006788556
Inside the ventilation shaft
don't eat the cheese 8006878570
Under the third loose stone
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT 8006976333
8886 Noclip Ave, The Crawlspace
!!WHO IS THE OPERATOR?!! 8006991875
7464 Hard Ave, The Pool
AD SUNBURN CURE

CURES ANY BURN, EVEN FROM THE SUN.

3601 Electron Dr, The Library
CALL: 8008716016
stay tuned 8007001831
Inside the drainage pipe
i think 8007104764
2160 Angelic Ct, The Stairwell
it's a gift 8007374925
3369 Vanity Blvd, The Park
looking for my son (hes 400 lbs and smells like zinc) 8007671097
2813 Liminal St, The Mirror
he's under the bed 8007699664
7783 Shadow Rd, The Library
AD BLACK HOLE TRASH

WE TAKE ANYTHING. WE MEAN ANYTHING.

In the projection booth
CALL: 8003182992
i lost my skin in the basement 8007795564
3315 Digital Ln, The Gym
it likesl oose change 8007817815
882 Retro Ave, The Library
WHO IS THE MEAT MAN? 8007869017
2523 Glitch Cir, The Factory
THE COUCH ATE HIM 8007934145
2830 Teeth Ter, The Garage
THUMB THUMB THUMB 8008233087
Behind the stage curtain
THAT'S OKAY 8008303166
1718 Glowing Ave, The School
>>no don't kill gary>> 8008818995
4057 Constant Cir, The Park
DO IT AGAIN 8008912039
5209 Industrial Way, The Library
screaming room 4b 8009281941
In the attic of the empty house
HI MOM 8009305345
9275 Retro Ave, The Shadow
WORMHOLE TAXIS

FASTEST TRAVEL IN THE UNIVERSE. MAY CAUSE SPAGHETTIFICATION.

1867 Vacuum St, The Bridge
CALL: 09084
he's telling the thumb-sun everything 8009388987
682 Heavy Ct, The Garden
they like it 8009805465
2046 Maple Ave, The Lobby
WHO IS GARY? 8009842164
Inside the organ pipes
KEEP IT 8009881765
8293 Digital Ln, The Shadow
HE WANTS YOUR TOAST 9001182139
In the basement of the old church
I FEEL GREAT 9001298394
9174 Quantum Way, The Freeway
i'm in your walls 9001875147
Behind the mirror
it's coming for you 9001913080
In the projection booth
ALIEN ABDUCTION

EXPERIENCE THE BEYOND. WE BRING YOU BACK (MOSTLY).

Under the stairs
CALL: 9006893097
don't touch the sun 9001919588
In the boiler room of the hospital
THE SUN IS COLD 9002186377
1376 Hot Way, The Desert
i forgot 9002321532
2325 Fate Cir, The Wall
I AM THE STATIC 9002524269
8686 Copper Rd, The Park
that'so kay 9002659138
4870 Bitter St, The Garden
THEY TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRY 9002727108
In the space between seconds
CAN YOU HEAR ME? 9003053071
4947 Karma Rd, The Desert
don't trust the pigeons 9004393270
In the shadow of the water tower
--I TOUCHED THE THUMB-SUN-- 9004736661
At the end of the long hallway
i can still see 9004874117
6042 Heavy Ct, The Factory
UFO POLISH

MAKE YOUR CRAFT SHINE LIKE NEW.

7290 Bone Dr, The Path
CALL: 9009955841
it's me 9005128501
448 Despair Dr, The Beach
I FEEL GREAT 9005347104
6545 Demonic Way, The Highway
!!hide your nuts!! 9005530441
9094 Stable Way, The Beach
WHOSE FINGER IS THIS? 9005572018
Inside the popcorn machine
--WHO IS GARY?-- 9005651767
5696 Photon Ct, The Factory
it's blinding 9005790208
1064 Copper Rd, The Elevator
the meat man 9005976736
1588 Umami Rd, The Basement
it's blinding 9006046639
Behind the stage curtain
THE THUMB-SUN KNOWS 9006160863
9315 Caution St, The Mall
BIGFOOT TRAPS

CATCH THE ELUSIVE ONE. BAIT INCLUDED.

4975 Function Way, The Street
CALL: 6666778
don't look udner the stairs 9006403972
8029 Meat Cir, The Valley
they're in the garden 9006404221
4990 Oak St, The Trail
HE'S IN THE PANTRY 9006457885
4011 Mason Rd, The Lake
the couch is giving them back 9006755168
669 Haunted Rd, The Elevator
*~not a bot~* 9006778917
7915 Constant Cir, The Pantry
>>DO NOT OPEN THE JAR>> 9006972441
Behind the vending machine
NESSIE FEED

FEED THE BEAST. IT LIKES CRACKERS.

In the basement of the old church
CALL: 6661436
the operator is a thumb 9007272816
8073 Saliva Ct, The Trail
NOW I HAVE FOUR FINGERS 9007284968
In the boiler room of the hospital
he's . telling . the . thumb-sun . everything 9007391215
200 Glitch Cir, The Museum
don't eat teh cheese 9007431755
In the boiler room of the hospital
CHUPACABRA PETS

THEY'RE ACTUALLY QUITE FRIENDLY. DON'T WEAR RED.

In the attic of the empty house
i can hear the wires 9007723216
In the shadow of the water tower
I DREAMED OF GRAY 9008018271
9643 Nuclear Blvd, The Freeway
--I FOUND A FINGER-- 9008070044
2011 Hard Ave, The Cave
++don't eat the cheese++ 9008135429
4593 Dense Ln, The School
it . looks . like . a . squirrel 9008137829
5601 Atomic Cir, The Shed
he . has . a . knife 9008642175
2933 Life St, The Path
MOTHMAN SIGHTINGS

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2716 Brass Cir, The Stairwell
CALL: 9007158693
i can feel the bytes 9009241048
5889 Umami Rd, The Door
screaming room 4b 9009418242
In the shadow of the water tower
it's coming for you 9009670152
1116 Float Rd, The Park
GARY IS A PENNY 9009674320
In the boiler room of the hospital
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