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SYSTEM OPERATOR 0
Inside the utility closet
VOID ASSISTANCE 911
At the end of the long hallway
THE COUCH IS GIVING THEM BACK *69
4948 Divine Dr, The City
looking for my son (hes 400 lbs and smells like zinc) 01083
5838 Saliva Ct, The Mountain
I'M SO LONELY 01121
39 Method Blvd, The Street
he's under the bed 01613
6180 Binary Ave, The Theater
he was a giant thumb 01689
6410 Temporal Dr, The Swamp
WHO IS THE OPERATOR? 01709
Inside the drainage pipe
ignore that 02114
4975 Logic Ct, The Path
don't look up 02384
Behind the fourth row of books
i tloves you 02507
6533 Hair Pkwy, The Roof
ti likes loose change 02810
4021 Satanic Blvd, The Void
AD GHOST REPELLENT XL

DO NOT INHALE. GUARANTEED 99% GHOST-FREE OR YOUR SOUL BACK.

Behind the supermarket dumpster
== WHO IS SCREAMING? == 02857
7801 Singularity Rd, The Gym
>>i found a secret>> 02889
1246 Eternal Ln, The Tunnel
i found a finger 03033
Behind the stage curtain
THE THUMB-SUN KNOWS 03480
6238 Holy Ln, The Reflection
IT'S BLINDING 03625
Inside the fuse box
he's happy now 03653
9576 Templar Cir, The Shed
i found a tooth in the radiator 03784
Under the library
DREAM ALIGNMENT

ARE YOUR DREAMS LEAKING? WE CAN PATCH THE SEAM. CALL FOR APPOINTMENT.

9172 Digital Ln, The School
CALL: 8007391924
I FOUND A DRONE 03789
Behind the gas station bathroom
it looks like a squirrel 03835
3281 Secret St, The Gym
he's . happy . now 04037
Inside the utility closet
I CAN HEAR YOU 04154
5426 Loud Cir, The Window
THE GARYS RULE NOW 04258
355 Bitter St, The Cave
he wants your toast 04343
5263 Dark Dr, The Attic
IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB? 04442
Behind the ice machine
IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB? 04489
In the attic of the empty house
i forgot 04531
7671 Lust Way, The Attic
WHO KEEPS PUTTING TEETH IN THINGS? 04670
Behind the gas station bathroom
INFINITE TOOTHPASTE

NEVER RUN OUT AGAIN. TASTES LIKE COPPER.

6112 Cult Blvd, The Static
CALL: 5556361834
DREAMS ARE DANGEROUS 04850
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
i forgot 04922
9475 Hazard Ln, The Bridge
the radiator is singing 05082
In the attic of the empty house
WHO IS THE MEAT MAN? 05278
6899 Chilly Ln, The Trail
don't touch the sun 05726
Behind the radiator
they're growing from the walls 05811
864 String Way, The Garage
don't eat the cheese 06360
8782 Oak St, The Gym
GHOST REPELLENT

GUARANTEED 99% GHOST-FREE OR YOUR SOUL BACK.

2725 Fragile Blvd, The Door
CALL: 9004066406
01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 06500
Behind the stage curtain
WHO IS THE ONE WHO SKITTERS? 06557
5868 Bitter St, The Gym
STOP IT 06659
1263 Float Rd, The Cave
dreams are dangerous 07079
Inside the popcorn machine
it's not mine 07273
Below the floorboards
can you hear me? 07322
4742 Nostalgia Ct, The Mirror
VOID INSURANCE

PROTECT YOUR ASSETS IN THE NEXT DIMENSION.

5194 Logic Ct, The Static
CALL: 07465
it's cold in here 07339
Inside the popcorn machine
HELP 07380
Inside the walls
>>selling slightly used nightmares>> 07470
9073 Timeline Way, The Pond
not a cult i promise 07489
Behind the ice machine
kill gary 07625
9397 Tuple Rd, The Shadow
hi mom 07636
4371 Soft Rd, The Island
it's called 'THE BASEMENT' 07670
7890 Cult Blvd, The Pool
DO NOT OPEN THE JAR 07692
2502 Loop Blvd, The Pond
who is screams 07704
Inside the organ pipes
REVERSE RADIOS

HEAR WHAT THEY'RE THINKING BEFORE THEY SAY IT.

Inside the ventilation shaft
CALL: 8005226916
help 08161
Under the third loose stone
who is the meat man? 08179
5394 Krypton Dr, The Corner
I . FOUND . GARY . IN . THE . COUCH 08440
7702 Warning Dr, The Warehouse
don't look at it 08457
Behind the supermarket dumpster
ignore that 08565
8543 Entropy Dr, The Tunnel
do not call 08636
Below the floorboards
STATIC JELLY

SPREAD ON CRACKERS FOR A TASTE OF THE VOID.

6671 Illuminati Ave, The Street
CALL: 6668815
THE BASEMENT IS FULL 08798
3637 Xenon St, The Basement
HIDE IN THE BASEMENT 08827
3223 Future St, The River
STOP IT 09215
Inside the hollowed out tree
crush the house 09380
8180 Haunted Rd, The Closet
KEEP IT 09474
2103 Salty Ave, The Mountain
don't prune them 09562
9067 Instant Rd, The Street
i can see you through the copper 09858
5886 Constant Cir, The Hospital
IN THE MAIL 18003006969
9072 Salty Ave, The Void
ECHO REMOVAL

REVERSE THE LAST 10 SECONDS OF ANY CONVERSATION.

3681 Null Blvd, The Museum
CALL: 05986
IS THIS REAL? 18003733911
9838 Warm Ct, The Ocean
buy my old teeth 496873935
8073 Fractal Way, The Ocean
I FOUND A FINGER 5551012499
In the space between seconds
THE VOID IS A REFRIGERATOR 5551737148
Inside the fuse box
WHO IS GARY? 5552216049
418 Digital Ln, The Corner
CALL FOR A GOOD TIME (IN THE VOID) 5552633655
2432 Joy Ave, The Forest
it's called 'the basement' 5552681116
575 Vacuum St, The Library
THE . ONE . WHO . SKITTERS 5552726323
Inside the fuse box
SHADOW LEASING

RENT A SHADOW FOR THOSE SUNNY DAYS.

4826 Cold Blvd, The Garage
CALL: 5558784244
WHO IS GARY? 5552738592
Inside the organ pipes
HIDE YOUR NUTS 5553091295
7453 Dimension Cir, The Forest
I TOUCHED THE THUMB-SUN 5553242833
Inside the ventilation shaft
THE NEXT SONG IS A SCREAM 5553278140
552 Warm Ct, The Shed
looking for my son (hes 400 lbs and smells like zinc) 5553308520
3390 Teeth Ter, The Garden
it's itchy 5553484879
4109 Thick St, The Echo
THAT'S OKAY 5553787957
3660 Loop Blvd, The Garage
DON'T TALK TO HIM 5553868595
7905 Xenon St, The Desert
>>DON'T REACH IN THERE>> 5553916657
8562 Confusion Blvd, The Garden
THE VOID IS A MEMORY 5554011861
818 Boolean Ln, The Window
BONE DENSITY +

MAKE YOUR SKELETON UNBREAKABLE.

Behind the gas station bathroom
CALL: 6664894
WHO IS THE OPERATOR? 5554022090
Inside the organ pipes
MY TOES ARE HUMMING AGAIN 5554046604
1927 Motherboard Way, The Museum
>>THE THUMB IS THE SUN>> 5554151532
6156 Washington Blvd, The City
Devil's Playroom 5554242
4177 Dark Dr, The Static
i'ts this one 5554344453
Under the library
WHO IS GARY? 5554565009
Inside the fuse box
BUY MY LIVER 5554688477
Inside the fuse box
TIMELESS WATCHES

TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHEN YOU'LL EXPIRE.

1539 String Way, The Void
CALL: 03872
definitely a human person 5554697087
1317 Salty Ave, The Warehouse
I CAN'T BREATHE 5554700929
1289 Lust Way, The Corner
THE MEAT WATER IS DELICIOUS 5554860452
8974 Timeline Way, The Office
THE HUMMIN GIS GETTING LOUDER 5554908436
6585 Main St, The Museum
gary gary gary 5554918373
6873 Photon Ct, The Corner
it's itchy 5555039246
5740 Glitch Cir, The Trail
DON'T TALK TO HIM 5555068295
7524 Nostalgia Ct, The Echo
help 5555212054
4171 Zinc Way, The Hallway
SORRY 5555506250
3329 Steel St, The Desert
stop it 5555555555
6127 Shadow Rd, The Pantry
LIQUID MEMORY

DRINK TO REMEMBER THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

2811 Null Blvd, The Lake
CALL: 6662012
i found a tooth in the radiator 5555758667
5350 Argon Ln, The Mirror
*~DO NOT OPEN THE JAR~* 5556146641
3389 Bone Dr, The Street
it's not mine 5556323761
2235 Script Dr, The Shed
i'm in your ear right now 5556498601
Under the stairs
DEFINITELY A HUMAN PERSON 5556577042
Inside the organ pipes
GRAVITY BOOTS

WALK ON WALLS. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE VERTIGO.

7966 Soft Rd, The Road
CALL: 8007131800
CAW . CAW 5556689342
6682 Null Blvd, The Lake
is this the krusty krab? 5556757973
1293 Fear St, The Closet
hi mom 5556865828
5236 Future St, The Door
LIKE YOUR EAR 5557085456
3509 Dynamic Ave, The Gym
GARY IS A SPY 5557388213
1848 Undefined Ct, The Ocean
kill gary 5557895489
In the maintenance tunnel
>>the man in the radiator>> 5557974494
2630 Angelic Ct, The River
SILENT ALARMS

IF YOU CAN HEAR IT, YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.

1249 Static St, The Driveway
he's precious 5558109567
In the basement of the old church
!!test number 666!! 5558227697
5605 Karma Rd, The Garage
i found a map to the attic 5558619270
Behind the vending machine
i found a tooth in the radiator 5558876535
9896 Vacuum St, The Roof
i sold my soul for a dial tone 5559405259
Behind the supermarket dumpster
MAYB EI WON'T 5559876111
1055 Shadow Rd, The Mall
we're in a giant palm 6661041
2714 Nuclear Blvd, The Gym
I CAN HEAR THE WIRES 6662029
4572 Timeline Way, The Stairwell
the . meat . man . is . coming 6662048
Behind the mirror
AD INVISIBILITY SPRAY

ONLY WORKS ON CLOTHING. BE CAREFUL.

Under the ticket counter
CALL: 5558022423
THE CHEESE IS A TRAP 6662153
6462 Iron Ave, The Museum
gary is the cheese 6662745
6387 Soft Rd, The Lobby
the static is a lullaby 6662767
6712 Teeth Ter, The Library
THE HOUSE IS A HAND 6662781
825 Illuminati Ave, The Cave
who stole my reflection? 6662822
Inside the drainage pipe
OOPS 6663127
1242 Divine Dr, The School
IT'S ITCHY 6663176
3431 Dense Ln, The Forest
the operator is a bird 6663412
1186 Photon Ct, The Path
I GAVE HIM THE TOAST 6663793
5151 Sharp Cir, The Forest
SECOND SKIN

FEELS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING, ONLY COLDER.

9957 Xenon St, The Theater
CALL: 6662544
gary is gone 6663897
Under the ticket counter
THE VOID IS BRIGHT 6664393
3812 Chance Way, The Pond
WHISPER WHISPER 6664412
2577 Script Dr, The Island
##I CAN'T BREATHE## 6664431
4570 Reality Rd, The Cave
WHO IS THE MAN IN THE RADIATOR? 6664739
9527 Krypton Dr, The Mountain
I TOUCHED IT 6665003
Behind the supermarket dumpster
GARY IS A PENNY 6665047
4628 Virtual Dr, The Freeway
hide your nuts 6665260
1148 Washington Blvd, The Park
--I FOUND A FINGER-- 6665377
Under the ticket counter
THEY LIKE IT 6666140
Inside the utility closet
THIRD EYE DROPS

SEE THROUGH THE VEIL. BLINDNESS MAY OCCUR.

217 Neutron Ln, The Path
CALL: 5553276782
i found a shortcut to hell 6666307
5828 Teeth Ter, The Gate
i founda box of garys 6666486
7893 Undefined Ct, The Void
WHOSE FINGER IS THIS? 6666533
6179 Main St, The City
we're going to the park 6666633
In the shadow of the water tower
he has a knife 6667086
2450 Xenon St, The Void
it liked the ham 6667098
3981 Cult Blvd, The Desert
>>BREATHING IS OVERRATED>> 6667518
6910 Satanic Blvd, The Hospital
AURA BLEACH

CLEAN YOUR AURA OF UNWANTED ATTACHMENTS.

7973 Dark Dr, The Bridge
CALL: 9009029803
check your mailbox 6667593
1121 Urgent Ave, The Factory
that's okay 6667696
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
the garys are winning 6667715
3167 Fragile Blvd, The Attic
THEY TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRY 6667925
6141 Order Ln, The Roof
i stopepd yesterday 6668091
6551 Cybernetic Ct, The Wall
I FEEL GREAT 6668165
6929 Set Ave, The Elevator
it likes loose change 6668271
2180 Divine Dr, The Factory
KARMA REPAIR

BAD LUCK? WE CAN FLIP YOUR KARMA IN AN HOUR.

Inside the popcorn machine
CALL: 07515
it's cold in here 6668503
Inside the hollowed out tree
the static is a lullaby 6668754
5603 Haunted Rd, The Trail
DON'T TRUST THE LIGHTS 6668838
7784 Code Rd, The Warehouse
HI MOM 6669616
Under the park bench
SOUL TRADING

WE BUY SOULS. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. FAST CASH.

5670 Boredom Way, The Mountain
CALL: 5558485247
i like the way your brain smells 7771386201
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
don't wake me up 7771533156
8857 Loud Cir, The Bridge
##THE BASEMENT IS FULL## 7771632552
4369 Chance Way, The Beach
it was gouda 7771855395
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
THE TRUTH IS WET 7771878773
4989 Pixelated St, The Lobby
LIKE YOUR EAR 7771973367
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
GARY IS A LIE 7772431848
Inside the utility closet
STAY TUNED 7772460946
167 Boredom Way, The Mountain
HEAVENLY DEBT

BUY YOUR WAY INTO THE GOOD PLACE. CHEAP.

5312 Wrath Cir, The Crawlspace
CALL: 03541
the void is a refrigerator 7772677480
6224 Haunted Rd, The Pond
!!he's innocent!! 7773024259
Behind the supermarket dumpster
i found a tooth in the radiator 7773061673
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
the meat man 7773673692
9260 Memory Ct, The Corner
HELLISH COMFORT

THE TEMPERATURE IS ALWAYS JUST RIGHT DOWN HERE.

In the basement of the old church
CALL: 9009071579
THE VOID HAS A PHONE NUMBER 7774060348
4062 String Way, The Floor
it's this one 7774159079
7379 Electron Dr, The Basement
STAY TUNED 7774251026
2312 Dark Dr, The Gym
give him the toast 7774732652
1271 Oak St, The Factory
it's distracting 7774870475
In the boiler room of the hospital
he wants your toast 7774985815
Inside the fuse box
NOT A BOT 7775152650
In the boiler room of the hospital
I'M GOINGT O BE A RADIO 7775255519
4609 Dense Ln, The Door
*~stop birding me~* 7775506565
2554 Copper Rd, The Garden
I'M GARY 7775770488
1202 Fragile Blvd, The Swamp
LIMINAL SPACES

STAY IN SPACES THAT DON'T EXIST. FREE WIFI.

2892 Wormhole Ave, The Hallway
CALL: 08341
i'm gary 7775776951
3169 Constant Cir, The Wall
DREAMS ARE DANGEROUS 7775781237
6218 Dense Ln, The Swamp
we're in a giant palm 7775890579
9791 Script Dr, The Reflection
pancakes and existential dread 7775949905
Inside the utility closet
it's cold in here 7776038470
8166 Karma Rd, The Lake
the meat man 7776128656
4555 Null Blvd, The Shed
test2 7776349254
4543 Loop Ct, The Shadow
BACKROOM PASSES

WE KNOW THE WAY OUT. FOR A PRICE.

9365 Anger Cir, The Park
CALL: 6669848
i'm sorry 7776423638
2271 Fragile Blvd, The Ocean
SELLING . HAUNTED . DRYWALL 7776492424
Behind the supermarket dumpster
gary is the cheese 7776718530
9224 Main St, The Corner
CHECK YOUR MAILBOX 7777239076
Under the stairs
don't trust the lights 7777347077
1650 Script Dr, The Pool
SELLING BONE DENSITY 7777553559
3996 Null Blvd, The Theater
GLITCH FIXERS

FIX THOSE PESKY REALITY BUGS.

1107 Void Lane, The Void
CALL: 9003751039
!!it's glossy!! 7777557537
8348 Null Blvd, The Roof
THE OPERATOR IS GONE 7777760024
8280 Anger Cir, The Pantry
where's the light? 7778230646
589 Angelic Ct, The Museum
the thumb-sun knows 7778378657
3180 Data Blvd, The Street
i'll stop 7778563057
3039 Order Way, The Gate
i found a tooth in the radiator 7778714969
Under the library
REALITY PATCH

PATCH 1.0.4 NOW AVAILABLE. FIXES GRAVITY BUGS.

In the space between seconds
CALL: 09181
don't trust the pigeons 7778767952
In the crawlspace behind the dryer
== my toes are humming again == 7778936825
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
who is the meat man? 7778959512
1744 Hair Pkwy, The Valley
THE . GARYS . ARE . WINNING 7778981950
3589 Set Ave, The Street
EXISTENTIAL TIRES

WILL LAST UNTIL THE END OF TIME. LITERALLY.

Behind the radiator
CALL: 5552147094
i can't breathe 7779019724
9374 Dim St, The Lake
seriously who is he? 7779232488
Under the park bench
it's itchy 7779574781
Inside the walls
HELP 7779802726
Behind the stage curtain
!!test3 (the bad one)!! 8001059184
Inside the old TV
don't look under the stairs 8001166154
7591 Uranium Rd, The Attic
VOICES IN A CAN

THEY DON'T STOP TALKING. WE PROMISE.

4538 Fear St, The Elevator
CALL: 04042
don't talk to him 8001538479
9266 Motherboard Way, The Stairwell
i found a drone 8001564565
8784 Boolean Ln, The Wall
he's under the bed 8002270104
2570 Angelic Ct, The Hospital
HE HAS NARROW SHOULDERS 8002296885
3497 Condition Ln, The Freeway
THE THUMB IS WATCHING 8002806051
3744 Null Blvd, The Library
AD DEATH DELAY

WE CAN STRETCH YOUR LAST BREATH FOR YEARS.

7784 Nostalgia Ct, The Corner
CALL: 09723
HI MOM 8002932751
In the boiler room of the hospital
the operator is a thumb 8003059475
Inside the ventilation shaft
the operator is gone 8003082573
Under the stairs
--who is the operator?-- 8003329549
9814 Stable Way, The Reflection
LIFE EXTENSION (MOCK)

DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXTEND LIFE. FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.

In the space between seconds
WHO STOLE MY EYEBALLS? 8003740884
4026 Noisy Ct, The Beach
THE . HUMMING . IS . GETTING . LOUDER 8003962610
5231 Greed Dr, The School
THE VOID IS A MEMORY 8004411126
Under the park bench
stop thumbing me 8004423873
4274 Wormhole Ave, The Driveway
CRYSTAL MATH

MATH SO HARD IT CRYSTALLIZES YOUR BRAIN.

9352 Motherboard Way, The Reflection
01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 8004741019
9776 Umami Rd, The Mountain
IF YOU HEAR THE HUMMING IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE 8004810761
1602 Paradox Blvd, The Road
TEH LIGHT IS GONE 8004911259
Behind the radiator
++that's okay++ 8005178003
Below the floorboards
>>sleep now>> 8005364687
1225 Dictionary St, The Warehouse
now i'm wet 8005454275
6068 Teeth Ter, The Hospital
AD STARDUST SNACK

TASTES LIKE EXPLODING STARS.

747 Fractal Way, The School
CALL: 5557472477
don't talk to him 8005482563
Under the park bench
WHO IS THE ONE WHO SKITTERS? 8005555734
1540 Entropy Dr, The Mirror
IS THIS REAL? 8005574757
2987 Xenon St, The Desert
the house is a hand 8005578822
Behind the industrial laundry machine
DON'T WAKE ME UP 8005754630
Inside the drainage pipe
MOONLIGHT JARS

CAPTURE THE LIGHT FOR DARK NIGHTS.

8248 Null Blvd, The Lake
CALL: 8001581726
don't feed the fridge 8005841583
In the boiler room of the hospital
the basement is full of water 8006104927
5211 Warm Ct, The Garden
THE COUCH ATE HIM 8006132194
4796 Data Blvd, The Elevator
WHO . IS . THE . ONE . WHO . SKITTERS? 8006282807
8191 Nuclear Blvd, The Ocean
IS . IT . SUPPOSED . TO . BE . THIS . WET? 8006331350
2918 Cybernetic Ct, The Highway
the hug is a bit tight 8006413265
6729 Silent Blvd, The Cave
THE HUMMING IS GETTING LOUDER 8006524698
7469 Circuit Cir, The Corner
who is gary? 8006662508
In the crawlspace under the stage
nothing is real 8006749667
717 Maple Ave, The Road
the void is a refrigerator 8006788556
Below the floorboards
AD SUNBURN CURE

CURES ANY BURN, EVEN FROM THE SUN.

476 Karma Rd, The Park
CALL: 8008716016
DON'T EAT THE CHEESE 8006878570
23 Sadness Rd, The Island
I . HOPE . YOU . LIKE . IT 8006976333
7500 Hazard Ln, The Elevator
who is the operator? 8006991875
9676 Gluttony Rd, The Lake
stay tuned 8007001831
6603 Dictionary St, The Driveway
i think 8007104764
Behind the vending machine
IT'S A GIFT 8007374925
7639 Saliva Ct, The Pantry
looking for my son (hes 400 lbs and smells like zinc) 8007671097
7777 Hard Ave, The Tunnel
he's under the bed 8007699664
Behind the vending machine
i lost my skin in the basement 8007795564
Behind the gas station bathroom
it likes loose change 8007817815
5706 Copper Rd, The Freeway
AD BLACK HOLE TRASH

WE TAKE ANYTHING. WE MEAN ANYTHING.

516 Cold Blvd, The Cave
CALL: 8003182992
WHO IS THE MEAT MAN? 8007869017
2941 Void Lane, The Lobby
THE COUCH ATE HIM 8007934145
2996 Hair Pkwy, The Bridge
THUMB THUMB THUMB 8008233087
5619 Cult Blvd, The Ceiling
that's okay 8008303166
8331 Satanic Blvd, The Gym
no don't killg ary 8008818995
4334 Atomic Cir, The Hallway
DO IT AGAIN 8008912039
2299 Death Ave, The Window
WORMHOLE TAXIS

FASTEST TRAVEL IN THE UNIVERSE. MAY CAUSE SPAGHETTIFICATION.

7893 Steel St, The Void
CALL: 09084
screaming room 4b 8009281941
1547 Photon Ct, The Library
HI MOM 8009305345
8358 Freezing Dr, The Valley
he's telling the thumb-sun everything 8009388987
In the crawlspace under the stage
they like it 8009805465
9718 Hair Pkwy, The River
ALIEN ABDUCTION

EXPERIENCE THE BEYOND. WE BRING YOU BACK (MOSTLY).

In the boiler room of the hospital
CALL: 9006893097
WHO IS GARY? 8009842164
Behind the supermarket dumpster
KEEP IT 8009881765
Inside the walls
HE WANTS YOUR TOAST 9001182139
6167 Chilly Ln, The Road
I FEEL GREAT 9001298394
9579 Lead Blvd, The Static
i'm in your walls 9001875147
In the boiler room of the hospital
IT'S COMING FOR YOU 9001913080
955 Integer Cir, The Island
don't touch the sun 9001919588
134 String Way, The Valley
THE SUN IS COLD 9002186377
Inside the fuse box
i forgot 9002321532
938 Code Rd, The Library
I AM THE STATIC 9002524269
Behind the supermarket dumpster
UFO POLISH

MAKE YOUR CRAFT SHINE LIKE NEW.

In the boiler room of the hospital
CALL: 9009955841
that's okay 9002659138
Inside the old TV
THEY TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRY 9002727108
5432 Motherboard Way, The Lobby
CAN YOU HEAR ME? 9003053071
9647 Quantum Way, The Door
don't trust the pigeons 9004393270
4959 Function Way, The Reflection
i touched the thumb-sun 9004736661
6181 Motherboard Way, The Shed
BIGFOOT TRAPS

CATCH THE ELUSIVE ONE. BAIT INCLUDED.

8071 Entropy Dr, The Tunnel
CALL: 6666778
i can still see 9004874117
8501 Soft Rd, The Pantry
IT'S ME 9005128501
391 Motherboard Way, The Elevator
I FEEL GREAT 9005347104
In the crawlspace behind the dryer
hide your nuts 9005530441
2054 Lead Blvd, The Basement
WHOSE FINGER IS THIS? 9005572018
In the projection booth
WHO . IS . GARY? 9005651767
9591 Set Ave, The Closet
it's blinding 9005790208
8886 Global Dr, The Park
the meat man 9005976736
Behind the fourth row of books
NESSIE FEED

FEED THE BEAST. IT LIKES CRACKERS.

2770 Secret St, The Street
CALL: 6661436
IT'S BLINDING 9006046639
1618 Function Way, The Trail
THE THUMB-SUN KNOWS 9006160863
Behind the ice machine
don't look under the stairs 9006403972
4995 Joy Ave, The Bridge
they're in the garden 9006404221
3083 Order Way, The Garage
HE'S IN THE PANTRY 9006457885
Below the floorboards
the couch is giving them back 9006755168
Behind the industrial laundry machine
CHUPACABRA PETS

THEY'RE ACTUALLY QUITE FRIENDLY. DON'T WEAR RED.

706 Chaos Ct, The Garage
not a bot 9006778917
347 Industrial Way, The Cave
DO NOT OEPN THE JAR 9006972441
9760 Static St, The Office
the operator is a thumb 9007272816
6324 Divine Dr, The Stairwell
NOW I HAVE FOUR FINGERS 9007284968
8523 Saliva Ct, The Echo
he's telling the thumb-sun everything 9007391215
5187 String Way, The Hallway
MOTHMAN SIGHTINGS

WE KNOW WHERE HE'S HIDING. $5 FOR A MAP.

2510 Void Lane, The Basement
CALL: 9007158693
don't eat th echeese 9007431755
6115 Quiet Way, The Factory
i can hear the wires 9007723216
Behind the ice machine
I DREAMED OF GARY 9008018271
Behind the gas station bathroom
I FOUND A FINGER 9008070044
5579 Noisy Ct, The Mirror
SLENDERMAN SUITS

SUITS FOR ANY OCCASION. EXTRA TALL.

1146 Integer Cir, The Swamp
CALL: 9001622710
don't eat the cheese 9008135429
6412 Envy Ln, The Door
it looks like a squirrel 9008137829
6050 Silent Blvd, The Museum
he has a knife 9008642175
Under the park bench
I CAN FEEL THE BYTES 9009241048
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