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SYSTEM OPERATOR 0
Inside the utility closet
VOID ASSISTANCE 911
At the end of the long hallway
THE COUCH IS GIVING THEM BACK *69
3051 Reality Rd, The Desert
looking for my son (hes 400 lbs and smells like zinc) 01083
5869 Main St, The Garage
I'M SO LONELY 01121
9 Noclip Ave, The Basement
he's under the bed 01613
8789 Glowing Ave, The Reflection
he was a giant thumb 01689
Inside the old TV
WHO IS THE OPERATOR? 01709
1358 Function Way, The Pool
ignore that 02114
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
DON'T LOOK UP 02384
5314 Envy Ln, The Trail
it loves you 02507
In the basement of the old church
AD GHOST REPELLENT XL

DO NOT INHALE. GUARANTEED 99% GHOST-FREE OR YOUR SOUL BACK.

Under the library
it likes loose change 02810
5066 Despair Dr, The Beach
who is screaming? 02857
Inside the hollowed out tree
i found a secret 02889
Under the library
I FOUND A FINGER 03033
4006 Dark Dr, The Highway
THE THUMB-SUN KNOWS 03480
6459 Paradox Blvd, The Closet
DREAM ALIGNMENT

ARE YOUR DREAMS LEAKING? WE CAN PATCH THE SEAM. CALL FOR APPOINTMENT.

8208 Nuclear Blvd, The Highway
CALL: 8007391924
IT'S BLINDING 03625
Behind the ice machine
he's happy now 03653
Under the stairs
i found a tooth in the radiator 03784
7810 Pixelated St, The Mirror
I FOUND A DRONE 03789
6633 Fractal Way, The Highway
it looks like a squirrel 03835
7036 Glitch Cir, The Hallway
he's happy now 04037
7599 Shadow Rd, The Lake
INFINITE TOOTHPASTE

NEVER RUN OUT AGAIN. TASTES LIKE COPPER.

5439 Hazard Ln, The Roof
CALL: 5556361834
I CAN HEAR YOU 04154
6567 Method Blvd, The Mall
THE GARYS RULE NOW 04258
4005 Zinc Way, The Tunnel
he wants your toast 04343
5849 Cult Blvd, The Road
IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB? 04442
Inside the popcorn machine
GHOST REPELLENT

GUARANTEED 99% GHOST-FREE OR YOUR SOUL BACK.

4188 Constant Cir, The River
CALL: 9004066406
--IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?-- 04489
3762 Joy Ave, The Beach
i forgot 04531
9339 Instant Rd, The Door
WHO KEEPS PUTTING TEETH IN THINGS? 04670
Inside the drainage pipe
DREAMS ARE DANGEROUS 04850
6266 Pixelated St, The Mirror
i forgot 04922
9990 Industrial Way, The Shadow
the radiator is singing 05082
Inside the utility closet
VOID INSURANCE

PROTECT YOUR ASSETS IN THE NEXT DIMENSION.

1446 Instant Rd, The Closet
CALL: 07465
WHO IS THE MEAT MAN? 05278
1262 Zinc Way, The River
*~don't touch the sun~* 05726
2907 Confusion Blvd, The Warehouse
they're growing from the walls 05811
Behind the stage curtain
don't eat the cheese 06360
3022 Vanity Blvd, The Pool
REVERSE RADIOS

HEAR WHAT THEY'RE THINKING BEFORE THEY SAY IT.

Inside the organ pipes
CALL: 8005226916
01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 06500
In the crawlspace under the stage
WHO IS THE ONE WHO SKITTERS? 06557
4585 Dense Ln, The Elevator
stop it 06659
In the boiler room of the hospital
dreams are dangerous 07079
2051 Brass Cir, The Bridge
it's not mine 07273
3565 Vanity Blvd, The Void
STATIC JELLY

SPREAD ON CRACKERS FOR A TASTE OF THE VOID.

In the attic of the empty house
CALL: 6668815
can you hear me? 07322
6883 Stable Way, The Trail
it's cold in here 07339
6367 Order Ln, The Driveway
help 07380
5908 Glowing Ave, The Lobby
selling slightly used nightmares 07470
4066 Retro Ave, The School
not a cult i promise 07489
3881 Wrath Cir, The Reflection
KILL GARY 07625
4937 Fear St, The Garage
hi mom 07636
Inside the popcorn machine
it's called 'THE BASEMENT' 07670
6193 Function Way, The Warehouse
DO NOT OPEN THE JAR 07692
5010 Caution St, The Tunnel
who is screams 07704
1330 Wormhole Ave, The Street
ECHO REMOVAL

REVERSE THE LAST 10 SECONDS OF ANY CONVERSATION.

1512 Meat Cir, The Street
CALL: 05986
>>help>> 08161
2905 Salty Ave, The Park
WHO IS THE MEAT MAN? 08179
Inside the fuse box
I FOUND GARY IN THE COUCH 08440
In the shadow of the water tower
don't look at it 08457
Inside the old TV
ignore that 08565
In the projection booth
do not call 08636
5258 Neutron Ln, The Shed
THE . BASEMENT . IS . FULL 08798
256 Noisy Ct, The Garage
HIDE IN THE BASEMENT 08827
6972 Null Blvd, The River
STOP IT 09215
Below the floorboards
crush the house 09380
Under the ticket counter
SHADOW LEASING

RENT A SHADOW FOR THOSE SUNNY DAYS.

In the basement of the old church
CALL: 5558784244
keep it 09474
9509 Brass Cir, The River
don't prune them 09562
In the space between seconds
i can see you through the copper 09858
Below the floorboards
IN THE MAIL 18003006969
Inside the old TV
IS THIS REAL? 18003733911
Under the park bench
++buy my old teeth++ 496873935
8634 Fragile Blvd, The Ocean
I FOUND A FINGER 5551012499
6207 Meat Cir, The Library
*~THE VOID IS A REFRIGERATOR~* 5551737148
9909 Greed Dr, The Wall
WHO IS GARY? 5552216049
Inside the utility closet
BONE DENSITY +

MAKE YOUR SKELETON UNBREAKABLE.

Behind the vending machine
CALL: 6664894
CALL FOR A GOOD TIME (IN THE VOID) 5552633655
Inside the popcorn machine
== it's called 'the basement' == 5552681116
Behind the radiator
THE ONE WHO SKITTERS 5552726323
8246 Code Rd, The Shed
WHO IS GARY? 5552738592
4263 Industrial Way, The Stairwell
HIDE YOUR NUTS 5553091295
1286 Mason Rd, The Stairwell
I TOUCHED THE THUMB-SUN 5553242833
In the space between seconds
*~the next song is a scream~* 5553278140
9438 Freezing Dr, The Door
TIMELESS WATCHES

TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHEN YOU'LL EXPIRE.

7818 Secret St, The Ocean
CALL: 03872
looking for my son (hes 400 lbs and smells like zinc) 5553308520
Behind the industrial laundry machine
it's itchy 5553484879
Behind the mirror
that's okay 5553787957
In the boiler room of the hospital
don't talk to him 5553868595
Inside the ventilation shaft
DON'T REACH IN THERE 5553916657
6746 Maple Ave, The Mountain
THE VOID IS A MEMORY 5554011861
Inside the popcorn machine
who is the operator? 5554022090
8215 Dimension Cir, The Trail
MY TOES ARE HUMMING AGAIN 5554046604
In the maintenance tunnel
the thumb is the sun 5554151532
9934 Class Cir, The Street
Devil's Playroom 5554242
9274 Loop Ct, The Driveway
LIQUID MEMORY

DRINK TO REMEMBER THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

9563 Krypton Dr, The Roof
CALL: 6662012
it's this one 5554344453
1366 Dynamic Ave, The Beach
who . is . gary? 5554565009
2789 Boolean Ln, The Ceiling
buy my liver 5554688477
Under the stairs
definitely a human person 5554697087
7466 Haunted Rd, The Valley
I CAN'T BREATHE 5554700929
Behind the fourth row of books
the meat water is delicious 5554860452
2908 Hair Pkwy, The Mall
THE HUMMING IS GETTING LOUDER 5554908436
7659 Templar Cir, The Office
GRAVITY BOOTS

WALK ON WALLS. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE VERTIGO.

285 Glitch Cir, The Shed
CALL: 8007131800
gary gary gary 5554918373
9202 Array Dr, The Driveway
it's itchy 5555039246
3668 Dynamic Ave, The Garage
don't talk to him 5555068295
1223 Null Blvd, The Street
HELP 5555212054
Inside the ventilation shaft
SORRY 5555506250
8907 String Way, The Garage
stop it 5555555555
7818 Iron Ave, The Floor
SILENT ALARMS

IF YOU CAN HEAR IT, YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.

Behind the supermarket dumpster
I FOUND A TOOTH IN THE RADIATOR 5555758667
6008 Fear St, The Swamp
DO NOT OPEN THE JAR 5556146641
4144 Order Way, The Trail
it's not mine 5556323761
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
i'm in your ear right now 5556498601
Inside the old TV
DEFINITELY A HUMAN EPRSON 5556577042
3222 Warning Dr, The Swamp
CAW CAW 5556689342
6650 Order Ln, The Wall
AD INVISIBILITY SPRAY

ONLY WORKS ON CLOTHING. BE CAREFUL.

612 Saliva Ct, The Theater
CALL: 5558022423
is this the krusty krab? 5556757973
5865 Wrath Cir, The Swamp
== HI MOM == 5556865828
Under the third loose stone
like your ear 5557085456
3323 Hair Pkwy, The Lobby
GARY IS A SPY 5557388213
711 Shadow Rd, The Stairwell
kill gary 5557895489
2540 Dense Ln, The Library
the man in the radiator 5557974494
Inside the utility closet
HE'S PRECIOUS 5558109567
6846 Maple Ave, The Swamp
test number 666 5558227697
In the crawlspace behind the dryer
SECOND SKIN

FEELS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING, ONLY COLDER.

Behind the gas station bathroom
CALL: 6662544
i found a map to the attic 5558619270
8544 Cybernetic Ct, The Void
##I FOUND A TOOTH IN THE RADIATOR## 5558876535
Inside the drainage pipe
i sold my soul for a dial tone 5559405259
591 Cold Blvd, The Corner
MAYBE I WON'T 5559876111
1889 Shadow Rd, The Warehouse
THIRD EYE DROPS

SEE THROUGH THE VEIL. BLINDNESS MAY OCCUR.

7634 Cult Blvd, The Roof
CALL: 5553276782
we're in a giant palm 6661041
4036 Wrath Cir, The Library
I CAN HEAR THE WIRES 6662029
Inside the organ pipes
the meat man is coming 6662048
4344 Liminal St, The Gate
THE CHEESE IS A TRAP 6662153
20 Joy Ave, The Floor
gary is the cheese 6662745
6190 Steel St, The Theater
THE STATIC IS A LULLABY 6662767
3644 Umami Rd, The Valley
THE HOUSE IS A HAND 6662781
Under the third loose stone
who stole my reflection? 6662822
9586 Script Dr, The Wall
##OOPS## 6663127
9568 Motherboard Way, The Door
IT'S ITCHY 6663176
6106 Steel St, The River
AURA BLEACH

CLEAN YOUR AURA OF UNWANTED ATTACHMENTS.

9475 Luck Blvd, The Closet
CALL: 9009029803
>>the operator is a bird>> 6663412
3209 Chilly Ln, The Ceiling
I GAVE HIM THE TOAST 6663793
7663 Zinc Way, The Museum
gary is gone 6663897
1388 Sadness Rd, The Factory
THE VOID IS BRIGHT 6664393
7309 Freezing Dr, The Lake
WHISPER WHISPER 6664412
7572 Entropy Dr, The Library
I CAN'T BREATHE 6664431
4474 Atomic Cir, The Valley
WHO IS THE MAN IN THE RADIATOR? 6664739
4569 Radon Ave, The Void
I TOUCHED IT 6665003
8326 Wormhole Ave, The Garage
GARY IS A PENNY 6665047
5822 Dictionary St, The Island
hide your nuts 6665260
In the crawlspace under the stage
KARMA REPAIR

BAD LUCK? WE CAN FLIP YOUR KARMA IN AN HOUR.

Inside the utility closet
CALL: 07515
I FOUND A FINGER 6665377
Inside the popcorn machine
THEY LIKE IT 6666140
In the crawlspace under the stage
I FOUND A SHORTCUT TO HELL 6666307
403 Meat Cir, The Swamp
i found a box of garys 6666486
2800 Quantum Way, The Lake
WHOSE FINGER IS THIS? 6666533
718 Dense Ln, The Warehouse
we're going to the park 6666633
2614 Thin Dr, The Ocean
SOUL TRADING

WE BUY SOULS. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. FAST CASH.

3846 Eternal Ln, The Factory
CALL: 5558485247
he has a knife 6667086
7805 Steel St, The Beach
it liked the ham 6667098
7505 Set Ave, The Bridge
BREATHING IS OVERRATED 6667518
7348 Void Lane, The Window
check your mailbox 6667593
9744 Umami Rd, The Trail
THAT'S OKAY 6667696
Under the ticket counter
the garys are winning 6667715
655 Static St, The Lake
HEAVENLY DEBT

BUY YOUR WAY INTO THE GOOD PLACE. CHEAP.

Behind the vending machine
CALL: 03541
they taste like strawberry 6667925
Inside the fuse box
i stopped yesterday 6668091
1384 Null Blvd, The City
I FEEL GREAT 6668165
3494 Sadness Rd, The Shadow
it likes loose chnage 6668271
In the attic of the empty house
IT'S . COLD . IN . HERE 6668503
1761 Virtual Dr, The Pool
the static is a lullaby 6668754
814 Logic Ct, The Pond
DON'T TRUST THE LIGHTS 6668838
1500 Bone Dr, The Office
HI MOM 6669616
8363 Logic Ct, The Static
HELLISH COMFORT

THE TEMPERATURE IS ALWAYS JUST RIGHT DOWN HERE.

8112 Stable Way, The Office
CALL: 9009071579
i like the way your brain smells 7771386201
Below the floorboards
don't wake me up 7771533156
Behind the fourth row of books
the basement is full 7771632552
3443 Class Cir, The Mirror
it . was . gouda 7771855395
3072 Soft Rd, The Ocean
THE TRUTH I SWET 7771878773
3429 Script Dr, The Void
like your ear 7771973367
5942 Possessed Cir, The Garage
LIMINAL SPACES

STAY IN SPACES THAT DON'T EXIST. FREE WIFI.

6487 Paradox Blvd, The Forest
CALL: 08341
gary is a lie 7772431848
7100 Loop Ct, The Roof
STAY TUNED 7772460946
7284 Data Blvd, The School
the void is a refrigerator 7772677480
In the space between seconds
he's innocent 7773024259
628 Umami Rd, The Street
I FOUND A TOOTH IN THE RADIATOR 7773061673
826 Singularity Rd, The Road
the meat man 7773673692
6086 Script Dr, The Bridge
THE . VOID . HAS . A . PHONE . NUMBER 7774060348
7195 Object Ln, The Island
BACKROOM PASSES

WE KNOW THE WAY OUT. FOR A PRICE.

2571 Confusion Blvd, The Mirror
CALL: 6669848
it's this one 7774159079
Inside the hollowed out tree
STAY TUNED 7774251026
4639 Global Dr, The Roof
GIVE HIM THE TOAST 7774732652
7397 Sloth Ave, The Beach
it's distracting 7774870475
1587 Paradox Blvd, The Street
HE WANTS YOUR TOAST 7774985815
Behind the vending machine
NOT A BOT 7775152650
7367 Brass Cir, The Museum
I'M GOING TO BE A RADIO 7775255519
6329 Krypton Dr, The Ceiling
stop birding me 7775506565
Inside the hollowed out tree
i'm gary 7775770488
Inside the drainage pipe
i'm gary 7775776951
In the shadow of the water tower
GLITCH FIXERS

FIX THOSE PESKY REALITY BUGS.

Inside the utility closet
CALL: 9003751039
DREAMS ARE DANGEROUS 7775781237
4288 Motherboard Way, The Lake
we're . in . a . giant . palm 7775890579
3334 Neutron Ln, The Desert
pancakes and existential dread 7775949905
3451 Script Dr, The Shed
it's cold in here 7776038470
7857 Motherboard Way, The Highway
the meat man 7776128656
Behind the gas station bathroom
test2 7776349254
43 Integer Cir, The Office
i'm sorry 7776423638
Behind the fourth row of books
SELLING HAUNTED DRYWALL 7776492424
1170 Steel St, The Gate
REALITY PATCH

PATCH 1.0.4 NOW AVAILABLE. FIXES GRAVITY BUGS.

Under the ticket counter
CALL: 09181
gary is the cheese 7776718530
In the shadow of the water tower
CHECK YOUR MAILBOX 7777239076
122 Steel St, The Park
don't trust the lights 7777347077
Behind the gas station bathroom
selilng bone density 7777553559
1422 Cult Blvd, The Warehouse
it'sg lossy 7777557537
5932 Bone Dr, The Window
the operator is gone 7777760024
5993 Noisy Ct, The Pool
where's the light? 7778230646
8607 Script Dr, The Road
THE THUMB-SUN KNOWS 7778378657
Under the third loose stone
'ill stop 7778563057
5999 Saliva Ct, The River
i found a tooth in the radiator 7778714969
1696 Karma Rd, The Void
EXISTENTIAL TIRES

WILL LAST UNTIL THE END OF TIME. LITERALLY.

6939 Soft Rd, The Static
CALL: 5552147094
>>don't trust the pigeons>> 7778767952
In the attic of the empty house
my toes are humming again 7778936825
3229 Hot Way, The Pond
who is the meat man? 7778959512
1969 Instant Rd, The Garage
THE GARYS ARE WINNING 7778981950
8458 Neutron Ln, The Lobby
i can't breathe 7779019724
6404 Shadow Rd, The Window
seriously . who . is . he? 7779232488
Inside the hollowed out tree
it's itchy 7779574781
3239 Stable Way, The Closet
HLEP 7779802726
Behind the radiator
VOICES IN A CAN

THEY DON'T STOP TALKING. WE PROMISE.

9984 Data Blvd, The Desert
CALL: 04042
test3 (the bad one) 8001059184
684 Nuclear Blvd, The Street
don't look under the stairs 8001166154
8046 Possessed Cir, The Basement
don't talk to him 8001538479
494 Function Way, The Island
== i found a drone == 8001564565
In the boiler room of the hospital
he's under the bed 8002270104
1863 Hard Ave, The Shadow
he has narrow shoulders 8002296885
Behind the supermarket dumpster
THE THUMB IS WATCHING 8002806051
2283 Shadow Rd, The Elevator
HI MOM 8002932751
172 Radon Ave, The Beach
AD DEATH DELAY

WE CAN STRETCH YOUR LAST BREATH FOR YEARS.

8709 Chance Way, The Basement
CALL: 09723
the . operator . is . a . thumb 8003059475
2252 Washington Blvd, The Pantry
!!THE OPERATOR IS GONE!! 8003082573
685 Umami Rd, The Hospital
who is the operator? 8003329549
2219 Meat Cir, The Office
WHO . STOLE . MY . EYEBALLS? 8003740884
6848 Freezing Dr, The Basement
LIFE EXTENSION (MOCK)

DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXTEND LIFE. FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.

5000 Dictionary St, The Hallway
THE HUMMING IS GETTING LOUDER 8003962610
5620 Iron Ave, The Pond
THE VOID IS A MEMORY 8004411126
1517 Script Dr, The Attic
stop thumbing me 8004423873
Under the stairs
01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 8004741019
2106 Liminal St, The Desert
IF YOU HEAR THE HUMMING IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE 8004810761
9622 Glowing Ave, The Hallway
THE LIGHT IS GONE 8004911259
Behind the fourth row of books
that's okay 8005178003
1375 Circuit Cir, The Museum
sleep now 8005364687
Under the park bench
now i'm wet 8005454275
8952 Bone Dr, The Hospital
CRYSTAL MATH

MATH SO HARD IT CRYSTALLIZES YOUR BRAIN.

Under the library
don't talk to him 8005482563
At the end of the long hallway
WHO IS THE ONE HWO SKITTERS? 8005555734
655 Cybernetic Ct, The Ceiling
IS THIS REAL? 8005574757
1816 Freezing Dr, The Theater
THE HOUSE IS A HAND 8005578822
7956 Constant Cir, The Library
DON'T WAKE EM UP 8005754630
3177 Karma Rd, The School
don't feed the fridge 8005841583
9086 Satanic Blvd, The Bridge
the basement is full of water 8006104927
4991 Nostalgia Ct, The Attic
THE COUCH ATE HIM 8006132194
3031 Soft Rd, The Crawlspace
>>WHO IS THE ONE WHO SKITTERS?>> 8006282807
1136 Divine Dr, The Gate
AD STARDUST SNACK

TASTES LIKE EXPLODING STARS.

607 Quantum Way, The Void
CALL: 5557472477
IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WET? 8006331350
In the boiler room of the hospital
the hug is a bit tight 8006413265
6996 Cybernetic Ct, The Void
THE HUMMING IS GETTING LOUDER 8006524698
Behind the gas station bathroom
!!who is gary?!! 8006662508
9540 Heavy Ct, The Pantry
MOONLIGHT JARS

CAPTURE THE LIGHT FOR DARK NIGHTS.

330 Life St, The River
CALL: 8001581726
nothing is real 8006749667
4801 Neon Ct, The Roof
the void is a refrigerator 8006788556
In the crawlspace under the stage
DON'T EATT HE CHEESE 8006878570
In the basement of the old church
*~I HOPE YOU LIKE IT~* 8006976333
Behind the fourth row of books
WHO IS THE OPERATOR? 8006991875
5313 Undefined Ct, The Pantry
stay tuend 8007001831
2896 Dynamic Ave, The Factory
AD SUNBURN CURE

CURES ANY BURN, EVEN FROM THE SUN.

Behind the stage curtain
CALL: 8008716016
i . think 8007104764
3925 Saliva Ct, The Floor
it's a gift 8007374925
At the end of the long hallway
##looking for my son (hes 400 lbs and smells like zinc)## 8007671097
1301 Fear St, The Wall
== he's under the bed == 8007699664
7264 Fear St, The Beach
i lost my skin in the basement 8007795564
2892 Caution St, The Forest
AD BLACK HOLE TRASH

WE TAKE ANYTHING. WE MEAN ANYTHING.

7732 Life St, The Lobby
CALL: 8003182992
it likes loose change 8007817815
At the end of the long hallway
WHO IS THE MEAT MAN? 8007869017
551 Circuit Cir, The City
*~THE COUCH ATE HIM~* 8007934145
680 Dense Ln, The Island
THUMB THUMB THUMB 8008233087
6947 Possessed Cir, The Echo
THAT'S OKAY 8008303166
Behind the vending machine
no don't kill gary 8008818995
3885 Soft Rd, The Driveway
WORMHOLE TAXIS

FASTEST TRAVEL IN THE UNIVERSE. MAY CAUSE SPAGHETTIFICATION.

8108 Array Dr, The Void
CALL: 09084
DO IT AGAIN 8008912039
Inside the hollowed out tree
screaming room 4b 8009281941
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
HI MOM 8009305345
Behind the radiator
he's telling the thumb-sun everything 8009388987
Inside the hollowed out tree
they like it 8009805465
Behind the vending machine
ALIEN ABDUCTION

EXPERIENCE THE BEYOND. WE BRING YOU BACK (MOSTLY).

Inside the hollowed out tree
CALL: 9006893097
WHO I SGARY? 8009842164
Under the ticket counter
KEEP IT 8009881765
275 Dimension Cir, The Cave
>>HE WANTS YOUR TOAST>> 9001182139
Under the library
== I FEEL GREAT == 9001298394
Inside the old TV
i'm in your walls 9001875147
2221 Brass Cir, The Shed
it's coming for you 9001913080
1610 Stable Way, The Gate
don' ttouch the sun 9001919588
Inside the fuse box
the sun is cold 9002186377
Inside the old TV
i . forgot 9002321532
1633 Satanic Blvd, The Gym
UFO POLISH

MAKE YOUR CRAFT SHINE LIKE NEW.

7456 Tuple Rd, The Cave
CALL: 9009955841
I AM THE STATIC 9002524269
Behind the ice machine
that's okay 9002659138
4698 Sharp Cir, The Desert
THEY TASTE LIKE SRTAWBERRY 9002727108
4041 Script Dr, The Basement
CAN YOU HEAR ME? 9003053071
3508 Global Dr, The Echo
don't trust the pigeons 9004393270
196 Despair Dr, The Lobby
i touched the thumb-sun 9004736661
Behind the supermarket dumpster
== i can still see == 9004874117
Inside the old TV
it's me 9005128501
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
I FEEL GREAT 9005347104
2702 Dictionary St, The Mountain
hide your nuts 9005530441
Under the library
BIGFOOT TRAPS

CATCH THE ELUSIVE ONE. BAIT INCLUDED.

In the maintenance tunnel
CALL: 6666778
WHOSE FINGER IS THIS? 9005572018
Behind the ice machine
WHO IS GARY? 9005651767
2694 Code Rd, The Factory
it's blinding 9005790208
7110 Liminal St, The Museum
the meat man 9005976736
Under the stairs
it's blinding 9006046639
6513 Steel St, The Window
THE THUMB-SUN KNOWS 9006160863
Behind the gas station bathroom
don't look under the stairs 9006403972
Behind the industrial laundry machine
they're in the garden 9006404221
9329 Industrial Way, The Pond
HE'S IN THE PANTRY 9006457885
223 Dark Dr, The Office
NESSIE FEED

FEED THE BEAST. IT LIKES CRACKERS.

6295 Heavy Ct, The Hallway
CALL: 6661436
--the couch is giving them back-- 9006755168
735 Zinc Way, The City
not a bot 9006778917
5106 Bright Ln, The Window
DO NOT OPEN THE JAR 9006972441
8630 Life St, The Stairwell
the operator is a thumb 9007272816
6208 Glowing Ave, The Shadow
onw i have four fingers 9007284968
8176 Object Ln, The Basement
he's telling the thumb-sun everything 9007391215
4511 Sadness Rd, The Gym
DON'T EAT THE CHEESE 9007431755
Behind the supermarket dumpster
i can hear the wires 9007723216
240 Noisy Ct, The Bridge
I DREAMED OF GARY 9008018271
6057 Cult Blvd, The Ceiling
I FOUND A FINGER 9008070044
Inside the hollowed out tree
CHUPACABRA PETS

THEY'RE ACTUALLY QUITE FRIENDLY. DON'T WEAR RED.

5165 Noisy Ct, The Mall
don't eat the cheese 9008135429
6767 Holy Ln, The Door
it looks like a squirrel 9008137829
4808 Eternal Ln, The Museum
HE HAS A KNIFE 9008642175
Inside the organ pipes
i can feel the bytes 9009241048
Under the park bench
screaming room 4b 9009418242
8129 Oak St, The Echo
--it's coming for you-- 9009670152
415 Brass Cir, The Gym
GARY IS A PENNY 9009674320
6302 Xenon St, The Garden
MOTHMAN SIGHTINGS

WE KNOW WHERE HE'S HIDING. $5 FOR A MAP.

716 Umami Rd, The Stairwell
CALL: 9007158693
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