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SYSTEM OPERATOR 0
Inside the utility closet
VOID ASSISTANCE 911
At the end of the long hallway
THE COUCH IS GIVING THEM BACK *69
2171 Bitter St, The Desert
looking for my son (hes 400 lbs and smells like zinc) 01083
6602 Thin Dr, The Shadow
i'm so lonely 01121
7513 Life St, The Corner
he's under the bed 01613
3405 Steel St, The Corner
he was a giant thumb 01689
5937 Fear St, The Basement
WHO IS THE OPERATOR? 01709
331 Radon Ave, The Reflection
ignore that 02114
9616 Motherboard Way, The School
don't look up 02384
Below the floorboards
it loves you 02507
9043 String Way, The Pantry
it likes looes change 02810
2357 Salty Ave, The Ceiling
AD GHOST REPELLENT XL

DO NOT INHALE. GUARANTEED 99% GHOST-FREE OR YOUR SOUL BACK.

4069 Freezing Dr, The Window
WHO IS SCREAMING? 02857
Under the stairs
i . found . a . secret 02889
3261 Logic Ct, The School
I FOUND A FINGER 03033
4744 Saliva Ct, The Hallway
THE THUMB-SUN KNOWS 03480
7635 Chilly Ln, The Museum
DREAM ALIGNMENT

ARE YOUR DREAMS LEAKING? WE CAN PATCH THE SEAM. CALL FOR APPOINTMENT.

6868 Zinc Way, The School
CALL: 8007391924
it's blinding 03625
1561 Saliva Ct, The Shed
he's hpapy now 03653
3421 Industrial Way, The Elevator
i found a tooth in the radiator 03784
In the projection booth
i found a drone 03789
Behind the industrial laundry machine
it looks like a squirrel 03835
4930 Zinc Way, The Highway
he's happy now 04037
2717 Boredom Way, The Pond
I CAN HEAR YOU 04154
Inside the popcorn machine
INFINITE TOOTHPASTE

NEVER RUN OUT AGAIN. TASTES LIKE COPPER.

4181 Loud Cir, The Closet
CALL: 5556361834
THE GARYS RULE NOW 04258
Inside the organ pipes
he wants your toast 04343
In the crawlspace under the stage
IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB? 04442
1965 Life St, The Theater
IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB? 04489
9968 Vacuum St, The Beach
i frogot 04531
Behind the fourth row of books
WHO KEEPS PUTTING TEETH IN THINGS? 04670
829 Circuit Cir, The Island
DREAMS ARE DANGEROUS 04850
In the crawlspace behind the dryer
GHOST REPELLENT

GUARANTEED 99% GHOST-FREE OR YOUR SOUL BACK.

9192 Binary Ave, The Hospital
CALL: 9004066406
i forgot 04922
9696 Atomic Cir, The Highway
the radiator is singing 05082
363 Order Way, The Theater
who is the meat man? 05278
8438 Binary Ave, The Path
don't touch the sun 05726
332 Script Dr, The Pantry
they're . growing . from . the . walls 05811
7843 Bitter St, The Lobby
VOID INSURANCE

PROTECT YOUR ASSETS IN THE NEXT DIMENSION.

2550 Static Rd, The Library
CALL: 07465
don't eat the cheese 06360
303 Instant Rd, The Crawlspace
01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 06500
7542 Umami Rd, The Mirror
WHO IS THE ONE WHO SKITTERS? 06557
1590 Dictionary St, The Factory
stop it 06659
9018 Glowing Ave, The Hallway
dreams are dangerous 07079
In the shadow of the water tower
it's not mine 07273
7934 Boolean Ln, The Shadow
can you hear me? 07322
4197 Dark Dr, The Street
REVERSE RADIOS

HEAR WHAT THEY'RE THINKING BEFORE THEY SAY IT.

372 Lead Blvd, The Hospital
CALL: 8005226916
it's cold in here 07339
1051 Order Ln, The Door
help 07380
7038 Fate Cir, The Reflection
selling slightly used nightmares 07470
In the maintenance tunnel
not a cult i promise 07489
2737 Cold Blvd, The Roof
kill gary 07625
Inside the ventilation shaft
hi mom 07636
Under the ticket counter
it's called 'THE BASEMENT' 07670
6427 Zinc Way, The Swamp
DO NOT OPEN THE JAR 07692
6952 Stable Way, The Basement
STATIC JELLY

SPREAD ON CRACKERS FOR A TASTE OF THE VOID.

Under the stairs
CALL: 6668815
woh is screams 07704
2934 Bone Dr, The Crawlspace
help 08161
1550 Photon Ct, The Factory
who is the meat man? 08179
8067 Circuit Cir, The Garage
i found gary in the couch 08440
318 Method Blvd, The Park
don't look at it 08457
3049 Function Way, The Reflection
ignore that 08565
6301 Eternal Ln, The Echo
ECHO REMOVAL

REVERSE THE LAST 10 SECONDS OF ANY CONVERSATION.

3231 Greed Dr, The Valley
CALL: 05986
do . not . call 08636
6710 Heavy Ct, The Gate
the basement is full 08798
Behind the radiator
##HIDE IN THE BASEMENT## 08827
Inside the old TV
STOP IT 09215
Under the third loose stone
crush the house 09380
641 Electron Dr, The Warehouse
SHADOW LEASING

RENT A SHADOW FOR THOSE SUNNY DAYS.

In the maintenance tunnel
CALL: 5558784244
##keep it## 09474
2640 Life St, The Museum
##don't prune them## 09562
7640 Chaos Ct, The School
i can see you through the copper 09858
2160 Code Rd, The Echo
IN THE MAIL 18003006969
9307 Satanic Blvd, The Pond
IS THIS REAL? 18003733911
505 Brass Cir, The Pool
buy my old teeth 496873935
3800 Bitter St, The Crawlspace
I FOUND A FINGER 5551012499
Behind the ice machine
BONE DENSITY +

MAKE YOUR SKELETON UNBREAKABLE.

3657 Quantum Way, The Warehouse
CALL: 6664894
THE VOID IS A REFRIGERATOR 5551737148
1613 Sloth Ave, The Pantry
!!WHO IS GARY?!! 5552216049
3607 Recursive Ct, The Wall
CALL FOR A GOOD TIME (IN THE VOID) 5552633655
In the basement of the old church
it's called 'the basement' 5552681116
5876 Umami Rd, The Pond
THE ONE WHO SKITTERS 5552726323
5332 Hope Ln, The Shadow
WHO IS GARY? 5552738592
7632 Temporal Dr, The Driveway
TIMELESS WATCHES

TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHEN YOU'LL EXPIRE.

8396 Copper Rd, The Desert
CALL: 03872
hide your nuts 5553091295
7700 Sloth Ave, The Shed
I . TOUCHED . THE . THUMB-SUN 5553242833
9216 Holy Ln, The Highway
*~the next song is a scream~* 5553278140
3374 Set Ave, The Trail
looking for my son (hes 400 lbs and smells like zinc) 5553308520
In the projection booth
LIQUID MEMORY

DRINK TO REMEMBER THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

6805 Urgent Ave, The Museum
CALL: 6662012
it's itchy 5553484879
4460 Urgent Ave, The Desert
THAT'S OKAY 5553787957
Inside the fuse box
don't . talk . to . him 5553868595
4786 Glowing Ave, The Trail
DON'T REACH IN THERE 5553916657
8051 Templar Cir, The Pond
THE VOID IS A MEMORY 5554011861
3593 Soft Rd, The Hospital
WHO IS THE OPERATOR? 5554022090
7378 Neon Ct, The Shed
GRAVITY BOOTS

WALK ON WALLS. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE VERTIGO.

In the shadow of the water tower
CALL: 8007131800
my toes are humming again 5554046604
Behind the ice machine
THE THUMB IS THE SUN 5554151532
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
Devil's Playroom 5554242
Behind the radiator
it's this one 5554344453
4821 Circuit Cir, The Road
who is gary? 5554565009
Inside the old TV
SILENT ALARMS

IF YOU CAN HEAR IT, YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.

3243 Chilly Ln, The Crawlspace
BUY MY LIVER 5554688477
2218 Vanity Blvd, The Lake
definitely a human person 5554697087
Below the floorboards
I CAN'T BREATHE 5554700929
2395 Copper Rd, The Elevator
THE MEAT WATER IS DELICIUOS 5554860452
5799 Dark Dr, The Hallway
THE HUMMING IS GETTING LOUDER 5554908436
Inside the organ pipes
gary . gary . gary 5554918373
7618 String Way, The Reflection
it's itchy 5555039246
754 Integer Cir, The Door
don't talk to him 5555068295
4354 Global Dr, The Pantry
help 5555212054
Behind the industrial laundry machine
SORRY 5555506250
1273 Vacuum St, The Mall
AD INVISIBILITY SPRAY

ONLY WORKS ON CLOTHING. BE CAREFUL.

In the shadow of the water tower
CALL: 5558022423
stop . it 5555555555
137 Nostalgia Ct, The Crawlspace
i found a tooth in the radiator 5555758667
4883 Freezing Dr, The Bridge
DO NOT OPEN THE JAR 5556146641
Behind the radiator
it's not mine 5556323761
8551 Float Rd, The Mirror
i'm in your ear right now 5556498601
715 Secret St, The Bridge
definitely a human person 5556577042
6826 Array Dr, The Wall
SECOND SKIN

FEELS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING, ONLY COLDER.

6243 Sharp Cir, The Highway
CALL: 6662544
caw caw 5556689342
8401 Sloth Ave, The Echo
is thsi the krusty krab? 5556757973
Inside the walls
HI MOM 5556865828
7869 Order Ln, The Closet
LIKE YOUR EAR 5557085456
7779 Data Blvd, The Ceiling
GARY IS A SPY 5557388213
1620 Noclip Ave, The Shadow
kill gary 5557895489
3505 Luck Blvd, The Pond
the man in the radiator 5557974494
5548 Glowing Ave, The Freeway
THIRD EYE DROPS

SEE THROUGH THE VEIL. BLINDNESS MAY OCCUR.

7650 Function Way, The Lake
CALL: 5553276782
HE'S PRECIOUS 5558109567
7879 Maple Ave, The Wall
test number 666 5558227697
5575 Vacuum St, The Theater
== i found a map to the attic == 5558619270
3870 Dictionary St, The Valley
I FOUND AT OOTH IN THE RADIATOR 5558876535
4184 Nostalgia Ct, The Pond
i sold my soul for a dial tone 5559405259
905 Liminal St, The Museum
MAYBE I WON'T 5559876111
8152 Script Dr, The Gym
we're in a giant palm 6661041
5200 Neutron Ln, The Gate
I CNA HEAR THE WIRES 6662029
2146 Mason Rd, The Office
the meat man is coming 6662048
9223 Dimension Cir, The Road
THE CHEESE IS A TRAP 6662153
3109 Integer Cir, The Attic
AURA BLEACH

CLEAN YOUR AURA OF UNWANTED ATTACHMENTS.

Inside the drainage pipe
CALL: 9009029803
--gary is the cheese-- 6662745
5714 Chaos Ct, The Reflection
the static is a lullaby 6662767
Behind the vending machine
THE HOUSE IS A HAND 6662781
2355 Hair Pkwy, The Window
who stole my reflection? 6662822
9028 Caution St, The Static
OOPS 6663127
In the locker room of the abandoned pool
IT'S ITCHY 6663176
Under the park bench
!!the operator is a bird!! 6663412
219 Sloth Ave, The Static
KARMA REPAIR

BAD LUCK? WE CAN FLIP YOUR KARMA IN AN HOUR.

7640 Function Way, The Door
CALL: 07515
I GAVE HIM THE TOAST 6663793
7325 Dimension Cir, The Garden
gary is gone 6663897
2036 Hazard Ln, The Factory
THE VOID IS BRIGHT 6664393
2870 Loop Blvd, The Highway
WHISPER WHISPER 6664412
5335 Caution St, The Gym
I CNA'T BREATHE 6664431
Behind the stage curtain
WHO IS THE MAN IN THE RAIDATOR? 6664739
1060 Death Ave, The School
I TOUCHED IT 6665003
Under the stairs
GARY IS A PENNY 6665047
8886 Fragile Blvd, The Garden
hide your nuts 6665260
1637 Illuminati Ave, The Mountain
I FOUND A FINGER 6665377
726 Undefined Ct, The Pantry
SOUL TRADING

WE BUY SOULS. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. FAST CASH.

Behind the vending machine
CALL: 5558485247
THEY LKIE IT 6666140
Behind the supermarket dumpster
I FOUND A SHORTCUT TO HELL 6666307
9694 Warm Ct, The Museum
i found a box of garys 6666486
7856 Neon Ct, The Pantry
WHOSE FINGER IS THIS? 6666533
2749 Fragile Blvd, The Warehouse
we're going to the park 6666633
6224 Chaos Ct, The Library
he has a knife 6667086
1005 Thick St, The Library
it liked the ham 6667098
8702 Copper Rd, The Beach
BREATHING IS OVERRATED 6667518
5419 Life St, The Road
check your mailbox 6667593
4776 Satanic Blvd, The Warehouse
THAT'S OKAY 6667696
7235 Hot Way, The Desert
HEAVENLY DEBT

BUY YOUR WAY INTO THE GOOD PLACE. CHEAP.

5023 Vacuum St, The Trail
CALL: 03541
the garys are winning 6667715
4623 Brass Cir, The Crawlspace
they taste like strawberry 6667925
8358 Class Cir, The Trail
i stopped yesterday 6668091
3142 Nostalgia Ct, The Mountain
I FEEL GREAT 6668165
4252 Vacuum St, The Gym
it likes loose change 6668271
Inside the ventilation shaft
HELLISH COMFORT

THE TEMPERATURE IS ALWAYS JUST RIGHT DOWN HERE.

At the end of the long hallway
CALL: 9009071579
IT'S COLD IN HERE 6668503
Behind the ice machine
the static is a lullaby 6668754
In the crawlspace behind the dryer
DON'T TRUST THE LIGHTS 6668838
Behind the ice machine
HI MOM 6669616
3321 Despair Dr, The Highway
I LIKE THE WAY YOUR BRAIN SMELLS 7771386201
5843 Null Blvd, The Corner
LIMINAL SPACES

STAY IN SPACES THAT DON'T EXIST. FREE WIFI.

8606 Dynamic Ave, The Echo
CALL: 08341
don't wake me up 7771533156
478 Hot Way, The Ceiling
the basement is full 7771632552
Under the ticket counter
== it was gouda == 7771855395
1232 Possessed Cir, The Void
THE TRUTH IS WET 7771878773
4359 Pride St, The Pool
LIKE YUOR EAR 7771973367
Inside the fuse box
GARY IS A LIE 7772431848
1005 Chilly Ln, The Echo
STAY TUNED 7772460946
9768 Pixelated St, The Static
the void is a refrigerator 7772677480
9741 Silent Blvd, The Street
BACKROOM PASSES

WE KNOW THE WAY OUT. FOR A PRICE.

5793 Industrial Way, The Corner
CALL: 6669848
he's innocent 7773024259
Behind the supermarket dumpster
i found a tooth in the radiator 7773061673
6289 Bone Dr, The Beach
the meat man 7773673692
2950 Wormhole Ave, The Swamp
THE . VOID . HAS . A . PHONE . NUMBER 7774060348
In the basement of the old church
== it's this one == 7774159079
6351 Method Blvd, The Shed
STAY TUNED 7774251026
In the attic of the empty house
give him the toast 7774732652
In the maintenance tunnel
GLITCH FIXERS

FIX THOSE PESKY REALITY BUGS.

Behind the stage curtain
CALL: 9003751039
*~it's distracting~* 7774870475
6875 Greed Dr, The Desert
##HE WANTS YOUR TOAST## 7774985815
In the basement of the old church
NOT A BOT 7775152650
Below the floorboards
I'M GOING TO BE A RADIO 7775255519
5729 Stable Way, The Elevator
STOP BIRDING ME 7775506565
In the crawlspace under the stage
i'm . gary 7775770488
6100 Possessed Cir, The Pantry
i'm gary 7775776951
Behind the stage curtain
DREAMS ARE DANGEROUS 7775781237
3236 Sharp Cir, The Bridge
REALITY PATCH

PATCH 1.0.4 NOW AVAILABLE. FIXES GRAVITY BUGS.

8672 Bitter St, The Garage
CALL: 09181
we're in a giant palm 7775890579
9548 Life St, The Theater
pancakes and existential dread 7775949905
3394 Bright Ln, The School
it's col din here 7776038470
397 Binary Ave, The Swamp
the meat man 7776128656
8309 Angelic Ct, The Tunnel
test2 7776349254
1004 Float Rd, The Basement
i'm . sorry 7776423638
5566 Quantum Way, The Shadow
SELLING HAUNTED DRYWALL 7776492424
In the attic of the empty house
gary . is . the . cheese 7776718530
5254 Code Rd, The Stairwell
CHECK . YOUR . MAILBOX 7777239076
8316 Global Dr, The Void
EXISTENTIAL TIRES

WILL LAST UNTIL THE END OF TIME. LITERALLY.

5972 Gluttony Rd, The Bridge
CALL: 5552147094
!!don't trust the lights!! 7777347077
9389 Chance Way, The Street
selling bone density 7777553559
977 Cold Blvd, The Valley
it's glossy 7777557537
2680 Dim St, The Basement
##the operator is gone## 7777760024
9834 Wrath Cir, The Basement
VOICES IN A CAN

THEY DON'T STOP TALKING. WE PROMISE.

At the end of the long hallway
CALL: 04042
where's the light? 7778230646
At the end of the long hallway
THE THUMB-SUN KNOWS 7778378657
966 Float Rd, The Tunnel
i'll stop 7778563057
8602 Industrial Way, The Shed
i found a tooth in the radiator 7778714969
6171 Cult Blvd, The Floor
don't trust the pigeons 7778767952
5978 Static Rd, The Crawlspace
my toes are humming again 7778936825
Behind the stage curtain
WHO IS THE MEAT MAN? 7778959512
882 Hazard Ln, The Mountain
THE GARYS ARE WINNING 7778981950
8595 Function Way, The Desert
AD DEATH DELAY

WE CAN STRETCH YOUR LAST BREATH FOR YEARS.

Inside the utility closet
CALL: 09723
i can't breathe 7779019724
787 Dim St, The Library
seriously who is he? 7779232488
9397 Boolean Ln, The Lake
it's itchy 7779574781
Behind the fourth row of books
HLEP 7779802726
Behind the radiator
test3 (the bad one) 8001059184
1752 Joy Ave, The Warehouse
don't look under the stairs 8001166154
1255 Salty Ave, The Ocean
LIFE EXTENSION (MOCK)

DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXTEND LIFE. FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.

Under the stairs
don't talk to him 8001538479
6681 Motherboard Way, The Window
i found a drone 8001564565
8478 Digital Ln, The Hallway
he's under the bed 8002270104
In the space between seconds
HE HAS NARROW SHOULDERS 8002296885
9604 Quantum Way, The Warehouse
THE . THUMB . IS . WATCHING 8002806051
6943 Order Ln, The Roof
HI MOM 8002932751
1940 Quantum Way, The Tunnel
the operator is a thumb 8003059475
Behind the gas station bathroom
the operator is gone 8003082573
Behind the gas station bathroom
CRYSTAL MATH

MATH SO HARD IT CRYSTALLIZES YOUR BRAIN.

4475 Pixelated St, The Gym
who is the operator? 8003329549
4131 Uranium Rd, The River
WHO STOLE MY EYEBALLS? 8003740884
3158 Loud Cir, The Path
THE HUMMING IS GETTING LOUDER 8003962610
Behind the vending machine
THE VOID IS A MEMORY 8004411126
Under the third loose stone
stop . thumbing . me 8004423873
Behind the radiator
01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 8004741019
1160 Electron Dr, The City
IF YOU HEAR THE HUMMING IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE 8004810761
Behind the industrial laundry machine
AD STARDUST SNACK

TASTES LIKE EXPLODING STARS.

9887 Electron Dr, The Gym
CALL: 5557472477
--THE LIGHT IS GONE-- 8004911259
153 Iron Ave, The Reflection
that's okay 8005178003
5863 Data Blvd, The Factory
sleep now 8005364687
5722 Meat Cir, The Theater
NOW I'M WET 8005454275
6163 Recursive Ct, The Pantry
don't . talk . to . him 8005482563
Behind the ice machine
MOONLIGHT JARS

CAPTURE THE LIGHT FOR DARK NIGHTS.

7123 Eternal Ln, The Void
CALL: 8001581726
WHO IS THE ONE WHO SKITTERS? 8005555734
1283 Holy Ln, The Beach
IS . THIS . REAL? 8005574757
347 Meat Cir, The Attic
THE HOUSE IS A HAND 8005578822
In the shadow of the water tower
DON'T WAKE ME UP 8005754630
In the crawlspace behind the dryer
don't feed the fridge 8005841583
2022 Neutron Ln, The Desert
*~the basement is full of water~* 8006104927
9446 Paradox Blvd, The River
THE COUCH ATE HIM 8006132194
9557 Death Ave, The Gym
WHO IS THE ONE WHO SKITTERS? 8006282807
718 Saliva Ct, The City
IS . IT . SUPPOSED . TO . BE . THIS . WET? 8006331350
8557 Gluttony Rd, The Elevator
THE HUG IS A BIT TIGHT 8006413265
2741 Data Blvd, The Corner
AD SUNBURN CURE

CURES ANY BURN, EVEN FROM THE SUN.

535 Thin Dr, The City
CALL: 8008716016
THE HUMMING IS GETTING LOUDER 8006524698
5313 Tuple Rd, The Shadow
who . is . gary? 8006662508
5074 Bitter St, The Path
nothing is real 8006749667
Behind the fourth row of books
the void is a refrigerator 8006788556
2440 Warm Ct, The Swamp
!!DON'T EAT THE CHEESE!! 8006878570
In the shadow of the water tower
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT 8006976333
2019 Virtual Dr, The Office
AD BLACK HOLE TRASH

WE TAKE ANYTHING. WE MEAN ANYTHING.

2099 Death Ave, The Door
CALL: 8003182992
WHO IS THE OPERATOR? 8006991875
Behind the gas station bathroom
stay tuned 8007001831
7182 Vacuum St, The Path
I THINK 8007104764
Below the floorboards
it's a gift 8007374925
812 Zinc Way, The Gate
looking for my son (hes 400 lbs and smells like zinc) 8007671097
5344 Hair Pkwy, The Pantry
HE'S UNDER THE BED 8007699664
3978 Umami Rd, The Street
i lost my skin in the basement 8007795564
1773 Saliva Ct, The Void
WORMHOLE TAXIS

FASTEST TRAVEL IN THE UNIVERSE. MAY CAUSE SPAGHETTIFICATION.

Behind the radiator
CALL: 09084
it likes loose change 8007817815
In the shadow of the water tower
WHO IS THE MEAT MAN? 8007869017
2873 Death Ave, The Freeway
the couch ate him 8007934145
9160 Chaos Ct, The Hospital
thumb thumb thumb 8008233087
1671 Divine Dr, The Theater
THAT'S OKAY 8008303166
4166 Logic Ct, The Garage
ALIEN ABDUCTION

EXPERIENCE THE BEYOND. WE BRING YOU BACK (MOSTLY).

3913 Karma Rd, The Island
CALL: 9006893097
>>no don't kill gary>> 8008818995
2764 Fractal Way, The Driveway
DO IT AGAIN 8008912039
In the basement of the old church
screaimng room 4b 8009281941
In the projection booth
HI MOM 8009305345
Behind the stage curtain
he's telling the thumb-sun everything 8009388987
5033 Silent Blvd, The Swamp
they like it 8009805465
7829 Secret St, The City
UFO POLISH

MAKE YOUR CRAFT SHINE LIKE NEW.

9744 Neon Ct, The Park
CALL: 9009955841
WHO IS GARY? 8009842164
6510 Data Blvd, The Road
KEEP IT 8009881765
Inside the old TV
HE WANTS YOUR TOAST 9001182139
Under the ticket counter
i feel great 9001298394
Inside the popcorn machine
i'm in your walls 9001875147
7062 Photon Ct, The Library
it's coming for you 9001913080
4878 Saliva Ct, The Warehouse
don't touch the sun 9001919588
1700 Lead Blvd, The Stairwell
THE SUN IS COLD 9002186377
7514 Dimension Cir, The Garage
BIGFOOT TRAPS

CATCH THE ELUSIVE ONE. BAIT INCLUDED.

817 Teeth Ter, The City
CALL: 6666778
i forgot 9002321532
5934 Tuple Rd, The Hallway
I AM THE STATIC 9002524269
In the attic of the empty house
that's okay 9002659138
Inside the walls
THEY TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRY 9002727108
6997 Stable Way, The Library
CAN YOU HEAR ME? 9003053071
3450 Boredom Way, The Tunnel
DON'T TRUST THE PIGEONS 9004393270
1975 Urgent Ave, The Valley
NESSIE FEED

FEED THE BEAST. IT LIKES CRACKERS.

6452 Mason Rd, The Driveway
CALL: 6661436
I TOUCHED THE THUMB-SUN 9004736661
9687 Digital Ln, The Floor
i can still see 9004874117
5727 Oak St, The Wall
i'ts me 9005128501
4918 Constant Cir, The Path
I FEEL GREAT 9005347104
7837 Fragile Blvd, The River
hide your nuts 9005530441
8808 Method Blvd, The Lobby
WHOSE FINGER IS THIS? 9005572018
6485 Brass Cir, The Trail
WHO IS GARY? 9005651767
8994 Neon Ct, The Library
CHUPACABRA PETS

THEY'RE ACTUALLY QUITE FRIENDLY. DON'T WEAR RED.

3761 Lead Blvd, The Reflection
it's blinding 9005790208
Inside the drainage pipe
THE MEAT MAN 9005976736
In the maintenance tunnel
--it's blinding-- 9006046639
485 Quantum Way, The Crawlspace
THE THUMB-SUN KNWOS 9006160863
Inside the old TV
don't look under the stairs 9006403972
In the boiler room of the hospital
they're in the garden 9006404221
4063 Dynamic Ave, The Freeway
HE'S IN THE PANTRY 9006457885
3471 Oak St, The Tunnel
THE COUCH IS GIVING THEM BACK 9006755168
In the attic of the empty house
MOTHMAN SIGHTINGS

WE KNOW WHERE HE'S HIDING. $5 FOR A MAP.

Under the stairs
CALL: 9007158693
*~not a bot~* 9006778917
Behind the fourth row of books
DO NOT OPEN THE JAR 9006972441
947 Vacuum St, The Door
the operator si a thumb 9007272816
9693 Timeline Way, The Trail
now i have four fingers 9007284968
Behind the ice machine
he's telling the thumb-sun everything 9007391215
In the attic of the empty house
don't eat the cheese 9007431755
8786 Death Ave, The Highway
i can hear the wires 9007723216
1406 Loud Cir, The Office
SLENDERMAN SUITS

SUITS FOR ANY OCCASION. EXTRA TALL.

1590 Fear St, The Ceiling
CALL: 9001622710
I DREAMED OF GARY 9008018271
Behind the industrial laundry machine
i found a finger 9008070044
3830 Warning Dr, The Park
don't eat the cheese 9008135429
In the shadow of the water tower
it looks like a squirrel 9008137829
Under the stairs
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